The woman who owns the second largest pair of breasts in England almost killed her man.
What the hell kind of charges would she have faced?
Claire Smedley, who lugs around size 40LL funbags, thought her boyfriend, Steven, was just really excited.
“This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going,” she said.
“A few minutes later I noticed he’d stopped moving.” He also had allegedly stopped breathing.
Steven had his own side of the story.
“I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals.
“The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising.”
After he came to, Steven found it difficult to have sex, which eventually tore them apart.
Hey Steve-O, you ever heard of doggy-style?motoready.
7 Responses to “Woman’s Giant Boobs Nearly Suffocate Boyfriend”