Tyler Thomas Arrested, Naked, In A Strange Apartment, Then Tased

What a night for Oregon State Beavers offensive lineman, Tyler Thomas.

Or should I say ex-Oregon State Beavers offensive lineman?  Thomas was promptly kicked off the team after a reputation-shattering night of drunkeness, followed by nakedness, followed by getting tased by the cops.  It’s truly a scintillating little anecdote to tell the grandkids later.

OSU coach Mike Riley said this was “not his first go-around with this,” citing separate incidents involving underage drinking and a fake ID.

“The move was not a one-time thing. It was a number of reasons. This was icing on the cake.”

I prefer “the straw that broke the camel’s back,” but to each their own.

I believe you all know what’s next for Mr. Thomas: Working at the Citgo.