Is Tiki Barber Coming Back To Football? [Favring]

Is Tiki Barber coming back to football? His agent says so.

Big f**king deal, right?  He’s 35 years old and hasn’t played football for five years.  He won our Apil 2010 Doucher of the Month Award for a plethora of reasons.

Let’s revisit some of the reasons why Barber is a huge douche.

1. He tears apart locker rooms with his mouth
2. He dumped his 8-month pregnant wife (twins!) for a much younger woman. Why couldn’t he have just waited 2 more months?
3. He took a piss all over the NFL during his “farewell” season.  His NBC “future” blew his head way up
4. He sucked at his NBC job
5. He took a piss all over Eli Manning and Tom Coughlin the second he left the team
6. He is Favring

He will most likely serve as a backup for some team other than the Giants.  Giants fans booed him at the Ring of Honor ceremony and most players on the team have a problem with his personality. Unfortunately for the Giants, they can’t have the pleasure of cutting him just yet.  Not until a CBA has been worked out.

I gotta tell ya.  I liked the sports landscape much better when Tiki Barber wasn’t in it.