Tiger “Badass” Woods shot his best opening round score at The Masters yesterday with a 4 under, 68. After 144 days away due to an Escalade accident that strangely morphed into a sex scandal, Woods found himself on top of his golf game instead of on top of some brunette he met at Perkins.
He clearly looked like a guy that was focused and didn’t have a lot on his mind besides his next shot (should I drop a load joke here?). Many critics questioned that Tiger would come out soft (erection joke?) or rusty after his LOA.
Some even mentioned him not making the cut. He is only 3 strokes (this is too easy) off the lead, but more importantly, he has put fear into the eyes of his fellow golfers. Tiger’s mind is now on golf, not the porn star (EXTREMELY!!! NSFW) meeting him in his suite later (we assume).
Fred Couples had the best opening round (-7) of anyone yesterday. Phil Mickelson and Tom Watson are in the hunt, but I think we all know who is going to be wearing the honorable green jacket come Sunday. Tiger wearing green linen instead of a model dropping her own
Back up, bitches. The Badass is back!!!
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How many drivers will he use this weekend?….has that joke been used?
Tiger has overcome alot these few months and of course he will struggle when it comes to his golf game. Give it some time and if anyone can bounce back, he would be the first choice. He is the most talented golfer on the planet and i’m confident the world can’t wait to see him get back to his dominance.
At last, someone comes up with the \”right\” asnewr!