When I first heard there was a women’s World Cup I was surprised. I honestly forgot such a thing existed.
Now I remember why.
In a recent match between Equatorial Guinea (didn’t know that existed either) and Australia, the ball bounces off the side post right into the hands of a defender.
The defender holds the ball for [...]
Just in case you didn’t know, the Women’s World Cup is approaching. In two weeks, we will be forced to pretend that it is an important event, but all of us know there is only one reason people pay attention to the men’s World Cup…and it isn’t for the soccer.
Players for the women’s soccer team [...]
The second I heard that players in the World Cup could be forced to play soccer in 120 degree heat, it really made me wonder what the hell these FIFA officials were thinking. Granted, I was disappointed that the U.S. did not win the bid to host the Cup in 2022, but seriously 120 degrees? [...]
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It is being reported that FIFA President Sepp Blatter is considering banning ties, or draws from the World Cup.
This is some of the best World Cup news I have heard in a very long time. Make no mistake, ties are one of he worst things about soccer. Many teams employ the strategy of playing for a [...]
Larissa Riquelme is definitely taking advantage of her most recent World Cup fame, and thankfully for us, this means she has done some NSFW nude pics for a magazine in Paraguay.
Now, I understand this isn’t the same as watching her run naked through Paraguay, which she has promised, but I can assure you these are [...]
In yesterday’s World Cup match-up against Ghana, Uruguay’s Luis Suarez made one of the biggest plays in the tournament so far.
With less than a minute in regular time, Ghana was clearly about to score a goal off of a header, when Suarez, the team Striker, decided he would play goalie for a moment and blatantly [...]
Damn…talk about a stiff penalty for sucking.
Nigeria’s President, Goodluck Johnathan, (Yes, that is his real name) has decided to suspend International play for Nigeria’s soccer team after a disappointing World Cup finish. Nigeria finished group play by going 0-2-1 losing to Argentina and Greece, and tying with South Korea.
The President said that the reason for [...]
Paraguayan lingerie model Larissa Riquelme has just given red-blooded American men a reason to continue watching the World Cup.
The model, who describing as curvy would do justice to neither her nor the word “curvy”, has said that if her native land, Paraguay, wins the World Cup, she will run naked through the streets with the [...]
In the wake of some really, really, SHITTY officiating in this edition of the World Cup, FIFA has done what any good dictatorial organization would do. Step 1-express your absolute support for the issue in question. As my dad used to say, “Denial ain’t just a river.” If you don’t acknowledge the problem, then there [...]
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Yeah, so the United States lost to Ghana yesterday. I’m not gonna go jump off a cliff because of it.
Now…if the players on U.S. soccer were as good as the girls in this video looked, then I would probably be a bit more disappointed.
But to be honest, Team U.S.A. played over and beyond what I [...]
Without some late game heroics from Landon Donovan, the title of this article could have read completely different. And as someone who watched the entire freaking game (sorry…match), the lead to this story was almost another U.S.A. robbing of yet another goal by another piece of s**t ref.
Landon Donavon scored the game winning goal in [...]
Ok, so it might not be the easiest shot in World Cup history, but it is definitely the worst f**k up I have seen in my lifetime.
After a cross from his teammate, the wide open Yakubu takes the wide open shot and completely misses the wide open goal. Did I mention it was wide open?
Unfortunately [...]
