Spain beat Netherlands today, 1-0, in a boring, slow-paced, methodically played game that took 116 minutes to display the lone goal scored.
The goal salvaged the game — at least it wasn’t decided by penalty kicks like the last two World Cup championships.
Spain appeared to have the quicker team, and they used their speed to their [...]
Want a free blowjob from a porn star? Hell yes you do! Apparently all you have to do to get one is pray for the Netherlands to win the World Cup this Sunday and become a “follower” of Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden.
Upon reading this article I immediately logged onto Twitter and became a follower, [...]
When Paraguay lost, we (and millions of other men) were disappointed that we weren’t going to see Paraguay Girl aka Larissa Riquelme run the streets of Paraguay sans clothing.
Ah, but fortunately for us, she is not ready for her 15 minutes of fame to end. Hopefully Diego Maradona does not have the same attitude about [...]
The World Cup has failed to disappoint. This weekend was no different. It has been rife with great plays, trash talk, passionate fans, smoking hot fans and controversy. A little bit for everyone, no?
Let’s dive right in shall we?
Germany Crushes Argentina, 4-0
From all accounts, this game looked to be a very competitive one. Competitive it was not.
Germany [...]
After today’s match against Holland, Felipe Melo better stay far away from Brazil. It’s a sad thing to say, but I’m serious.
Don’t just take it from me, take it from someone who knows a little more about these things: Cristiano Ronaldo.
On Ronaldo’s Twitter page, he states “Felipe mello nao deve passar as ferias no brasil…” [...]
You have to love German keeper Manuel Neuer’s candor: “I realized it was tight, but I was quite sure [the ball] was over the line. I think that perhaps the way I carried on so quickly fooled the referee and made him think it was not over.”
He carries on a bit more: “After the game [...]
Landon Donovan’s shoulders must be getting tired.
In stoppage time against Algeria, Donovan put an entire country on his back and willed his American team to victory by finding the back of the net in a “do or die” elimination game. This came just days after Donovan helped erase a two goal deficit against Slovenia by [...]
The World Cup was supposed to bring with it an orgy like one humanity has never seen.
Remember? They shipped in a billion condoms and 40,000 hookers to accommodate the fine young lads attending the World Cup.
Things are not going according to plan, and the prostitutes are at a loss of what to do.
“Customers are more concerned [...]
You know, when I’m looking for a punch line, the first place I look is the biggest natural disaster in our country’s history. Hello, my name is Johnny Miller. [Devil Ball]
Carolina Panthers wide receiver Steve Smith has just taken the lead for the stupidest injury in 2010. He broke his arm this weekend playing flag football. No punchline [...]
It is safe to say team USA will have a better referee calling the game on Wednesday when they take on Algeria.
By now the name Koman Coulibaly brings anger to any soccer fan of the U.S. It was his horrendous call that kept the team from picking up three points in their amazing comeback against Slovenia.
FIFA [...]
The meltdown continues.
The World Cup hasn’t been kind to France since the last minutes of the 2006 championship, featuring the headbutt heard ’round the world.
The French soccer team, who started off with a sex scandal involving our favorite hooker Zahia Dehar, has continued a spiral the likes of which we usually only see from the Mets.
The 1998 World [...]
You don’t even need to kick a player to get a red card these days.
Sani Kaita made a somewhat uninspired attempt to kick Greek player Vasilas Torosidis in the thigh while racing for a ball that went out of bounds.
The operative word there was attempt. Kaita did not land the kick at all, but I’m [...]
