Hey everybody, in case you had any doubt whatsoever, celestial beings are definitely watching over the Denver Broncos.
Don’t get me wrong. Clearly, God likes Tom Brady. But this year, he’s got different plans.
The proof is in the photos. Just look at them. Jesus was there!
According to the Huffington Post, the Broncos have no comment. I [...]
Woman sums up last week’s game on Facebook. It’s funny, I said the same thing to my kids.
Continue reading “I Told Kenny The Jesus Guy Would Beat The Rapist Guy”
For those of you still alive in your fantasy football playoffs… I salute you. What did we learn this week?
-Memo to Terrell Suggs; If you call yourself “Sizzle”, and claim in the Sunday Night Football intro that you are a graduate of “Ball-So-Hard University”, you probably shouldn’t let Phillip Rivers hang 34 on you in [...]
Hopefully all the Black Friday whack jobs are either done with their Christmas shopping or behind bars… so it’s safe for me to start my trips to the mall. Here is what I hope to get for Christmas this year!
-I want to see Alabama and LSU to play the most BORING game in the history [...]
I understand the separation of church and state is needed, but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Two high school kids in New York were suspended for creating a gathering of 40 students in the hallway of their school doing simultaneous “Tebowing”.
The school suggests that it has nothing to do with Tebow’s religious beliefs, rather it was [...]
This is Tim Tebow’s world. We are all just living in it. What did Tim Tebow allow us learn this week?
- I love the NFL Red Zone channel on DirecTV. I didn’t have to watch the first three quarters of sludge that Denver and Chicago called a football game, but they sure did let me [...]
Turkey Day has come and gone, and so has another week of the football season. What did we learn this week?
-The greatest rivalry in sports was renewed this weekend as Ohio State took the field in Ann Arbor to face the Michigan Wolverines. Denard Robinson was magical, combining for 337 yards and 5 touchdowns as [...]
Watching Albert Pujols morph into a modern day Senior Octubre’ has made the baseball playoffs watchable, but let’s be honest… Sundays are for football. What did we learn this week?
-The Dallas Cowboys are one of the most storied franchises in the National Football League. Hall of Fame running backs Emmitt Smith, Tony Dorsett, and countless [...]
Happy f**king Holidays everybody!
Santa is taking a break this year, so he left it to us to decide what athletes get what this year. But unlike Santa, we don’t know if they are sleeping. We don’t know if they are awake. But we sure as hell know if if they have been bad or good, and many [...]
This Week: 2-1
Last Week: 9-7
Overall: 76-80-6
Every week Dylan Murphy from Pardon The Opinion gives us his NFL picks of the week against the spread. As always, these picks are brought to you for entertainment purposes only.
WASHINGTON REDSKINS (-1) over Minnesota Vikings
Can Leslie Frazier pull a Jason Garrett and reinvigorate the corpse of Brett Favre and the [...]
HarperCollins announced that they will be publishing sanctimonious penis-wrinkle Tim Tebow’s inspirational memoir, “Through My Eyes”, in April.
Inspiration, indeed!! What’s not inspiring about a 23-year-old millionaire that has never experienced failure?? The very announcement of the not-coming-soon-enough memoir was enough to inspire the f**k out of me! Today, I did NOT jerk-off! I wrote this instead! [...]
What a great weekend of football! There were some sweet college games to wet our appetite on Saturday for the main course on Sunday: NFL, Week One.
Even though most NFL offenses are still trying to figure out how to run more than eight plays, we did see a few things that stood out. Some things [...]
