Soccer

Just remember, after the hookers steal your s**t, you don’t call the cops to tell them about it.
This seemingly simple advice was not heeded a few nights ago, when the Mexican team was competing in the Copa America — a soccer tournament in South America — in Ecuador.
While celebrating yet another win, eight Mexican players invited [...]

Not sure of the context of this video, but it looks pretty damn exciting.
What I do know: there’s only 5 minutes left and (U-17) Canada’s goalie blast the ball toward the goal from a couple steps behind midfield.
The ball bounces once, really high, and over England’s goalie’s head — into the goal.
Tying Canada at any [...]

Just in case you didn’t know, the Women’s World Cup is approaching. In two weeks, we will be forced to pretend that it is an important event, but all of us know there is only one reason people pay attention to the men’s World Cup…and it isn’t for the soccer.
Players for the women’s soccer team [...]

The second I heard that players in the World Cup could be forced to play soccer in 120 degree heat, it really made me wonder what the hell these FIFA officials were thinking. Granted, I was disappointed that the U.S. did not win the bid to host the Cup in 2022, but seriously 120 degrees? [...]

250 people were injured, including 30 police, in a riot that occurred after a soccer match in Amman, Jordan. 
Watch the video below.  The riot police are ruthless, hitting the s**t out of people with their sticks.
Supposedly, it is quite common for riots such as these to occur after soccer matches between rivals in Jordan.
Stones were [...]

It’s every keeper’s worst nightmare.  Every U-13 goalie in the world is scared to death of it.
The ball slowly rolls to you.  You are the only thing standing between the ball and your own goal.  You swing your leg to kick the ball toward your midfielder and…
Oh, s**t.  You missed the ball.  You turn in [...]

Today In Switzerland, representatives from 5 different countries made their pitch to be the host country for the 2022 World Cup. The 5 Countries, United States, Qatar, SouthKorea, Japan, and Australia all used different tactics when it came to schmoozing the judges. The Australians used a Cartoon Kangaroo Mascot, Japan used 3-D technology, and South Korea [...]

We Yanks usually don’t get into soccer that much when the World Cup isn’t going on. It probably has to do with most of the games just being too low scoring, lacking the action to keep us interested. I think it also has to do with the fact that it is called football, and we just don’t [...]

This is how much bigger the NFL is than any other sport.
Regardless of how popular NASCAR and Soccer are in the South (U.S) or around the World, the fact that Jimmie Johnson and the Colorado Rapids were both able to win championships yesterday, and yet Ben Roethlisberger getting bitch-slapped is still the most exciting thing to [...]

Maybe kicking a ball into a twenty-four foot wide net is difficult. Even when it’s from 5-10 feet away. With no one standing between you and the goal. Maybe.
Or maybe these dudes have just given us the video definition of pissing down your leg.
In a span of just a few days, two different soccer players [...]

Absolutely no background on this one, boys and girls, just some weird ass footage.
While setting up for a corner kick and fan sneaks up on an unsuspecting soccer player and grabs him and begins to hump him from behind.  He got in about 2 good humps when he was elbowed off by the player who had [...]

Four soccer players in Peru fainted in the middle of a soccer match, shortly after drinking water that was given to them by their opponents’ coaches.
The players who fell ill are saying they were drugged with a tranquilizer that was spiked in the water they drank.  I feel like I should be more surprised.
According to [...]