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Jon Bones Jones Has The Heart, And Skill, Of A Champion

Last week, I wrote that UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva was the baddest dude on the planet. 
“Giving Ron Pawlus the next 4 Heisman Trophies” thinks I spoke too soon.
On Saturday night, Jon “Bones” Jones sauntered into the UFC Octagon as the challenger to champion Mauricio “Shogun” Rua in the light heavyweight division. 
Shogun is a legend [...]

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Dude In MMA Gear Gets Knocked The F**k Out! [Video]

Can I get a hell yeah??!!
I don’t like fighting. Maybe it makes me a p***y, maybe it just makes me smart.  But either way it has nothing to do with my enjoyment of watching someone else get the s**t kicked out of them. Especially when that person is sporting an MMA t-shirt. Obviously, he should just stick to [...]

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James Toney’s MMA Debut Was A Total Embarrassment

After his first round loss to former champion Randy Couture, James Toney has thrown as many punches in the UFC as I have.
The 42 year old boxing legend wanted to see how well his skills translated to the world of MMA.  After one of the most underwhelming performances in UFC history, it was clear that [...]

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Jonathan Harris 5-Second KO Victory Breaks Legacy Record [Video]

How quick can you knock a guy out? Do you even know how to knock a guy out?
MMA fighter Jonathan Harris does, and in this video he breaks the Legacy Fighting record for quickest KO. He knocked his opponent out in 5 seconds. One knee to the face is all it took.
Lights. Out.
For your viewing [...]

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MMA Fighter Adds to List of Horrible Victory Celebrations [Video]

Seriously, when are people ever going to learn?
Whether it be Kendry Morales, Bill Gramatica, or any of these other f**ktards, you would think that eventually people would stop acting like idiots after a victory. But fortunately for us, this hasn’t yet happened.
After winning the most boring MMA fight in history, this douche decides to try [...]

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BAD DOG!!! Pit Bull Bites Through MMA Fighter’s Pee Hole

Even though I have two dogs of my own and I do consider myself a dog lover, there are still times when it is without a doubt ok to beat the s**t out of a dog.
Whether your dog just chewed on a pair of your expensive dress shoes, pissed on your bed, or ate an [...]

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MMA Fighter’s Father Drinks His Own Piss For Breakfast, And Apparently For the Cameras Too [Video]

Are you one of those people that are on the fence about whether or not you would like to start drinking your own urine or not?
Because apparently there are many benefits to drinking your own piss, and the father of MMA fighter, Lyoto Machida, would like to prove it by taking a few gulps of [...]

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Strikeforce Marred By Controversial Post-Fight Brawl [Video]

Saturday night CBS and Strikeforce brought MMA to prime time once again in hopes to further the marketability of the sport and its fighters.
Strikeforce, a US based mixed martial arts organization, put together a nice little card to compete with UFC 110, which was airing live on Spike TV at the same time.
On a night [...]

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Money Is Mauling MMA, Champions Have No Incentive To Knockout

Since we don’t know jack about MMA, we enlisted the writing talents of a huge MMA fan known simply as DT. As you can tell, he knows his s**t.
I love Mixed Martial Arts. I admire mixed martial artists. I have two punching bags in my basement. I have a 200 pound tire in my garage that [...]

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UFC 112 Was A Disgrace, A Disappointment, A Disaster

Let me preface this all by saying I follow very little of MMA. I’m even less than a casual fan.
I know the names of fighters, and I hear or read whether they are supposed to be good or not. But as far as actually watching it, tonight was perhaps the 5th UFC event I’ve tuned [...]

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World’s Strongest Man, Mariusz Pudzianowski To Fight Former MMA Champ Tim Sylvia

Five-time World’s Strongest Man winner, Mariusz Pudzianowski, began his MMA career a few months ago. In his one match he destroyed his opponent.
As you see in the video below, he has the ability to make large men look small, and fight even smaller. He needed just 43 seconds to defeat Marcin Najman last December.
The amount [...]

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Apparently Steroids Help With Anger Management Issues As Well

Amid controversy that Jose Canseco could potentially join Strikeforce in attempts to take on Herschel Walker in an MMA match, the ‘roided out ex-slugger took to “tweeting” in order to let all the peeps know that he is for real.
Y’all betta recognize…
 
@JoseCanseco:I am a 45 yr old man trying to do what you haters dont [...]

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