Everyone makes resolutions for the New Year, and by the end of January most go by the wayside. Here is a list of New Year’s Resolutions that I would love to see athletes make for the coming year;
-John Isner and Nicolas Mahut, the participants in the longest tennis match of all time – To sit [...]
This is how much bigger the NFL is than any other sport.
Regardless of how popular NASCAR and Soccer are in the South (U.S) or around the World, the fact that Jimmie Johnson and the Colorado Rapids were both able to win championships yesterday, and yet Ben Roethlisberger getting bitch-slapped is still the most exciting thing to [...]
Damn Jimmy Johnson and his awesome ability to sell boner inducing consumer products!
LaShawn Merritt, a two-time gold medalist at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, has been suspended for using banned testosterone prohormones – which can be found in the product ExtenZe – a product that enhances the length of the male vagina. Merrit has been given [...]
Mr. Long Dong himself, Jimmy Johnson is taking up a surprising new role on your television: Survivor Contestant.
You read that right, former Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson is going to be a contestant on the show Survivor: Nicaragua. He said he almost qualified for the show last year, but failed a physical. Considering how physical most of the [...]
New applicants for the Indonesian Police Department are having a “hard time” with one of the questions they are being asked during the application process – and it has nothing to do with discrimination. Well…unless you are referring to discrimination of the dong.
Do you have an enlarged penis?
If you answered yes to that question, then [...]
In the most perfectly named match made in heaven since Texas met Colt McCoy, male enhancement company ExtenZe has chosen former Dallas Cowboys head coach Jimmy Johnson to appear in one of their advertising campaigns.
Let’s play a fun little game with Jimmy’s name in the spirit of the Facebook craze “Urban Dictionary Your Name” to perfectly illustrate [...]
