Damn Jimmy Johnson and his awesome ability to sell boner inducing consumer products!
LaShawn Merritt, a two-time gold medalist at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, has been suspended for using banned testosterone prohormones – which can be found in the product ExtenZe – a product that enhances the length of the male vagina. Merrit has been given [...]
Mr. Long Dong himself, Jimmy Johnson is taking up a surprising new role on your television: Survivor Contestant.
You read that right, former Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson is going to be a contestant on the show Survivor: Nicaragua. He said he almost qualified for the show last year, but failed a physical. Considering how physical most of the [...]
In the most perfectly named match made in heaven since Texas met Colt McCoy, male enhancement company ExtenZe has chosen former Dallas Cowboys head coach Jimmy Johnson to appear in one of their advertising campaigns.
Let’s play a fun little game with Jimmy’s name in the spirit of the Facebook craze “Urban Dictionary Your Name” to perfectly illustrate [...]
