Drinking Water

Locker Room Stories is a contest in which readers submit their favorite stories to share with the world.
As a reward for their efforts, the writer of the funniest story will win a 1956 Topps Jackie Robinson baseball card.
This LRS was submitted by reader Sleazy E from Youngstown, Ohio:
It’s halftime of a JV basketball game and [...]

In an attempt to make “The Q” a more sanitary environment, the Cleveland Cavs have decided to remove all drinking fountains from the Arena, thus forcing fans to either buy a $4 bottle of water or wait in line for 20 minutes to get a free 9-ounce cup.
The team is saying that concerns of the [...]