He did it on the Saints last offensive play of the game, a 9 yard TD pass to Darren Sproles while NOLA was already sporting a 30 point lead. This gave Brees the record with 5,087 yards, and a game left to go.

The Falcons players and staff felt disrespected by this “classless” move, as well they should. They were being disrespected, because they couldn’t stop a leaky faucet. Be better at your jobs, gentleman, and teams won’t try to set records on you.

When you’re paid to play defense and get mowed through like whiskey at my family Christmas, you can only point the finger at yourself.

But who really gives a s**t anyway? Tom Brady is only 180 yards behind Brees, and if you think the Patriots aren’t going to do everything in their power to break that record, you are just an asshole.

Yo Atlanta, you mad bro??

-Memo to Terrell Suggs; If you call yourself “Sizzle”, and claim in the Sunday Night Football intro that you are a graduate of “Ball-So-Hard University”, you probably shouldn’t let Phillip Rivers hang 34 on you in front of a national audience.  You also are a monumental douche-wagon.  Baltimore got punched in the mouth by San Diego 34-14, as the Chargers kept their playoff hopes alive with the win.

-Vince Lombardi Romeo Crennell coached his Kansas City Chiefs to a victory over the previously unbeaten Packers.  The Pack looked slow, lethargic, and extremely uninterested in the game from the start.  While I don’t see this being a trend, it was a pretty big let down for Cheese-Head-Nation, while the ’72 Dolphins toasted their customary bottle of haterade.

-Don’t look now… but the Colts aren’t a lock for the #1 overall pick after their 27-13 win against Tennessee.  Jesus, Jim Caldwell can’t do anything right.

-Grace may say ‘Tim Tebow’ before dinner, but Tom Brady doesn’t care.  The Patriots were sharp in the second half Sunday in Denver, downing the Broncos 41-23.  Brady ended the day with 320 yards and a pair of scores through the air, and also punched one in on the ground.  In the end, the lead was too much, even for Tebow.

-Caleb Hanie should give back his pay check, because he is stealing money from the Chicago Bears.  The Bears tail-spin continued Sunday at home as the Seahawks railroaded Chicago 38-14, outscoring them 31-0 in the second half.  Yikes… Time to wave goodbye, Bears.

-Drew Brees single handedly punched my ticket to the Fantasy Football Finals with his preposterous 412 yard, 5 touchdown performance in just 3 quarters.  Arguably more important to Brees, his play helped the Saints improve to 11-3 with a swagger that has to make the Packers sweat a little bit.  The Saints are going off a 5-1 to win the Super Bowl on Sportsbook.com.  Hmmm….

-The Giants stink, and Brandon Jacobs is a colossal waste of talent.

-TJ Yates remembered that he was TJ Yates, tossing a pair of interceptions as the Texans lost to Carolina 28-13.  Carolina pulled out all the stops in the win, including one of the more exciting plays of the year.

-The Jets stink.  Mark Sanchez stinks.  I’ve been telling you that for 2 years.

-Megatron is back.  Lions QB Matthew Stafford found his favorite target 9 times for a career high 214 yards and a pair or scores as the Lions blocked a potential game winning field goal as time expired gifting the Lions a 28-27 victory.  Those crazy Lions…

-The Dallas Cowboys are one of the most storied franchises in the National Football League.  Hall of Fame running backs Emmitt Smith, Tony Dorsett, and countless others have dawned that silver helmet with the blue star and ran between the tackles for Dallas.  Of all those running backs, none have ran for as many yards as rookie back Demarco Murray did on Sunday.  253 yards later, Murray etched his name into the record books as his Cowboys beat the St. Louis Rams 34-7… though I am calling for an asterisk because the Rams are THAT bad.

-Kyle Boller started the game at quarterback for the Oakland Raiders on Sunday.  On his first series, he threw a touchdown… to the Kansas City Chiefs.  Boller finished the first half with three interceptions and was promptly benched for new Raider Carson Palmer.  Not to be outdone, Palmer chucked three picks of his own in the second half.  Maybe it’s time to get the Old Gunslinger on the horn…

-The Miami Dolphins were leading the Denver Broncos by 2 scores with less than 3 minutes to play in the fourth quarter.  Some would call a lead like that insurmountable.  Tim Tebow is not one of those people.  The Mile High Messiah connected on a pair of touchdown passes and ran in a 2 point conversion to force overtime.  In the extra frame, Tebow willed his team to victory 18-15, helping the Broncos to their second win of the season.  Also, both of these teams blow.

-Speaking of teams that blow, the Cleveland Browns topped the Seattle Seahawks 6-3 in one of the most unwatchable games in history.  With just 9 points scored, “the under” definitely paid… both in total points scored and number of NFL caliber football players on either of these offenses.  Watching these offenses trying to move the ball was just painful.

-I passed on Arian Foster in my fantasy football draft, so I will choose not to write about his 230 yard, three touchdown performance against the Titans as the Texans won 41-7.

-Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis got another tip-pass gift of an interception against the San Diego Chargers Sunday.  After Malcom Floyd bumped the ball volleyball-style right in Revis’ bread basket as the Jets came from behind to win 27-21. 

-Cecil’s boy totaled 300 yards and a pair of scores as Carolina beat Washington 33-20 in a game that saw 5 first half field goals.

-Drew Brees tossed 5 touchdown passes as the Saints beat the Colts 62-7.  There’s really not much else to talk about in this game.

-The Green Bay Packers remain the last undefeated team, as they held off division rival Minnesota 33-27.  Rookie quarterback Christian Ponder impressed as he threw for 220 and a pair of scores, but the difference maker in the game was Aaron Rogers.  Rogers finished the game with over 330 yards, three scores, and a command of the offense that is jaw-dropping.

-Chicago and Tampa took a trip across the pond on Sunday.  While the field changed, Matt Forte did what Matt Forte does and that is run for a ton of yards.  Forte finished the day with 145 yards and a score as the Bears improved to 4-3 with a 24-18 victory.  In defeat, Josh Freeman threw four picks in front of Tampa owner Malcolm Glazer, who had a rough day…  earlier that afternoon Glazer watched his premier league team Manchester United get throttled by Manchester City 6-1.  I’m sure that ruined the billionaire’s day for about 2 minutes.

-Tweet of the week: @AndrewSiciliano –  9th NFL game since 2000 with 9 or fewer points. 3 of the last 4 with 9 points or less involved the Browns.

Follow me on Twitter @JockPostDT to discuss Tebow, the Browns, or anything else sports related.

Fantastic football weather across the midwest meant chili and beer kept us warm over the weekend. What did we learn this week?

- The pigskin dream team in Philly mimicked the hardwood dream team from Miami again this week disappearing in the fourth quarter as the 49ers stole a victory 24-23. The Eagles’ run defense was exposed once again, this time by Cro-Magnon man Frank Gore who gashed Philly for 127 yards on 15 carries.

- Green Bay poured it on Denver 49-23 thanks to the superhuman effort by their all world quarterback, Aaron Rodgers. Rodgers ended the day with 400 yards passing and 6 total touchdowns. Up 42-17 late in the fourth quarter, Packer’s head coach Mike McCarthy continued asking A-Rod to sling the ball all over the yard, and chose to run the ball extremely sparingly. What a bunch of ass hats.

- Tennessee Titans running back Chris Johnson found his legs against the Cleveland Browns breaking the 100 yard mark on 23 carries. Browns QB Colt McCoy better get an ice pack during the Browns bye week, because the kid chucked the rock 61 times in the pitiful loss. McCoy completed 40 of those passes for 350 yards, and on paper had a fantastic game. In reality, Captain Check Down looked like a completely inept play caller lost in a West Coast offense filled with what can only be described as “the opposite of play makers”, as the Browns got embarrassed at home 31-13. Pathetic.

- Cecil’s boy chalked up another 400 all-purpose yards as the Panthers dropped a heart breaker to the Chicago Bears. Matt Forte did his best “Sweetness” impression as he galloped for 205 yards on 25 carries, and Devin Hester returned a punt to propel the Bears to victory at Soldier Field. Taking the ball out of Jay Cutler’s hands turned out to be a pretty good decision after all, and the Bears escaped with a 34-29 win despite somebody convincing Panthers wide out Steve Smith that it was 2003.

- Are you tired of me writing about how good Calvin Johnson is? Tough. I’m not tired of writing about it. Simply put, at this point in his career, he is the most uncoverable wide receiver to ever play the game. Calvin’s fourth quarter performance elevated the Lions to a 34-30 win over the Dallas Cowboys. 90 seconds into the fourth quarter, Lions QB Matthew Stafford chucked the ball into the endzone in the direction of Calvin Johnson who was draped by THREE Dallas Cowboys. Like it matters. Johnson elevated, made the catch and came down with the football much to the disbelief of the trio of Cowboys. With less than two minutes left in the game, after ANOTHER back breaking Tony Romo interception that was intended for Jason Witten (shocker… ), the Lions had the ball down a field goal inside the 5. Calvin Johnson trotted to the top of the screen, and my girlfriend looked at me and said “they only have 1 guy on Calvin? Are they nuts?” If she can recognize this, why can’t Jason Garrett? Of course, Stafford saw the mismatch, lofted up a fade route to Johnson. Of course he made the play. Lions win. Are the Lions for real? Who cares. Calvin Johnson is.

- Oh, Buffalo. Just when I was getting on board, you lose to the Bengals. Cincinnati kicker Mike Nugent nailed a 43 yard field goal as time expired to knock the Bills from the ranks of the unbeaten. Ryan (did you know he went to Harvard?) Fitzpatrick was very Yale-like in his performance completing 20 of 34 for less than 200 yards. Fitzpatrick’s performance mimicked this game in every way possible… bland. Uninteresting. Forgettable.

- The Minnesota Vikings won an important game in the Andrew Luck sweepstakes by losing to the Chiefs 22-17 at Arrowhead. Too bad they wasted the #12 overall pick on Christian Ponder. D’oh!

- St. Louis looked terrible again, this time at home against the Redskins as Washington held off a fourth quarter rally to win 17-10. Washington coach Mike Shanahan tapped running back Ryan Torrain to lead the charge, rushing 19 times for 135 yards and a touchdown because Shanahan apparently hates my Tim Hightower fantasy football team. Somebody ask Mike McCarthy to share his hat with Shanny.

- Drew Brees had another hoe-hum 350-yard passing day for New Orleans as the Saints pulled away from the Jags 23-10. No big deal.

- What is going on with Eli Manning? Smart decisions. Limited turnovers. Leading his team to wins. Somebody check under the helmet and make sure that isn’t Peyton. “Eli” threw for 321 and a pair of scores to fend off Beanie Wells’ three touchdown performance as the Giants came back to win 31-27.

- Matt Ryan on the road was not as bad as Matt Ryan usually is on the road, as the Falcons stole a win against the Seahawks 30-28. Tarvaris Jackson looked competent as he threw for over 300 yard and 3 scores, but it wasn’t enough as Atlanta watched a 61-yard Steve Hauschka field goal fall woefully short as time expired to secure the win. That’s right. The Seahawks put their faith in guys like Tavaris Jackson and Steve Hauschka. I’m sure they have no interest in this guy.

-The pieces around Tom Brady continue to make him look good as the New England Patriots dismantled the Oakland Raiders 31-19. Brady dink and dunked his way to a pair of touchdowns, but the story of the day was rookie running back Stevan Ridley who lead the way for Belichick’s boys with 97 yards on just 10 carries. Ridley looked explosive to say the least, and is just another product of the Patriots system.

- Arian Foster looked himself again rushing for 30 times for 155 yards and a score against the corpses that call themselves the Pittsburgh Steelers defense as the Texans rolled 17-10. Roethlisberger and Mendenhall were both terrible again and all of a sudden the people in Pittsburgh have got to be feeling the heat. And Lord knows that won’t be a good thing for the amount of body odor those hypertensive cretins produce.

Everyone has to admit that the Quarterback Rating statistic is cryptic, if not completely pointless.

ESPN has hired a dozen super-nerds to come together and create a quarterback rating system that actually tries to quantify how good the quarterback is. It is called Total Quarterback Rating, or QBR for short.

Sound like a mouthful? It is.

The new statistic will take pressure situations into account. It also counts fumbles and sacks — something the current QB Rating statistic doesn’t care about. In fact, ESPN claims it has over 60,000 algorithms in the complicated statistical brew.

Of course, its ESPN reporting on the awesomeness of an ESPN-developed stat. On Friday, ESPN will have a one-hour special to tell everyone about this groundbreaking new stat developed by ESPN. The development of the stat even included TRENT FUCKING DILFER. So beat that.

Everyone is going to hate it. Just take a look at the list of ratings from 2010 and the argument begins.

Personally, I love any list that has at Brett Favre smack-dab in the middle of Derek “Losing Is Funny” Anderson and Jimmy “Rings” Clausen as the 3 worst QBs in the NFL.

(Also, I’m just going to get this out now. Michael Vick will not have the same success he had in the beginning of last year. I’m just not feeling it. As teams began to plan for him, he struggled near the end of last season. He will no longer have the “Holy s**t can you believe Mike Vick is playing again?” factor. I predicted his rise last summer in a radio interview, and I predict his demise this year. On the other hand, it would be awesome to see Vince Young and Mike Vick lined up in the same backfield at the same time. That sounds like a Madden wet dream.)

From ESPN:

Top tier: Brady, Peyton Manning, Matt Ryan, Michael Vick, Rodgers and Drew Brees.

Well above average: Josh Freeman, Eli Manning and Philip Rivers.

Above average: Ben Roethlisberger, Tony Romo, Joe Flacco, Matt Schaub, David Garrard and Kerry Collins.

Around average: Matt Cassel, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Mark Sanchez, Carson Palmer, Colt McCoy, Kyle Orton and Jon Kitna.

Below average: Shaun Hill, Jason Campbell, Jay Cutler, Matt Hasselbeck, Chad Henne, Donovan McNabb, Sam Bradford and Alex Smith.

Poor: Derek Anderson, Brett Favre and Jimmy Clausen.

Two weeks until the Super Bowl. How will we pass the time?

For me, I decided the best way to pass the time was to rank the quarterbacks in the NFL based on their performances from this season. Because that’s what I do.

The Larry Gigli Group: Absolutely Unwatchable.

32. Jimmy Clausen and the misfits in Carolina. One of the worst performances at the quarterback position that I have ever seen, and it wasn’t because of a lack of weapons. Steve Smith is a fantastic talent, and your running game has historically been solid. Even Andrew Luck doesn’t want you as a backup.

31. Derek Anderson, Max Hall, and the Cardinal bunch. Though Derek may think it’s funny to be this bad, it isn’t. It’s sad, and Larry Fitzgerald is rotting away in the dessert.

30. Brett Favre. Never has a star fallen as far as the Old Gunslinger.

The Buddy Amaral group: Nearly unwatchable.

29. Donovan McNabb. Philly was roasted for giving up McNabb to a division rival. Turns out the Iggles knew exactly what they were letting go.

28. Chad Henne. The Miami offense is God awful, including the two dinosaurs in the backfield. Not even Brandon Marshall could save them. Good news for Dolphins fans… Cleveland’s former offensive coordinator Brian Dabol is taking his talents to South Beach next season. And we all know how explosive the Browns have been the last few years.

27. Matt Hasselbeck. Playoffs? PLAYOFFS? You think I give a damn about PLAYOFFS? 7 wins in the NFC West, and more interceptions than touchdowns. Smoke and mirrors, Matt. You stink.

26. Kerry Collins. Probably would have ranked him lower if he would have started the whole year, but wading through the filth that Vince Young left behind gained him some bonus points.

25. Matthew Stafford, Shaun Hill and Drew Stanton. Just throw the damn ball to Calvin Johnson from now on.

24. Alex and Troy Smith. I actually blame Singletary for this season, so you both get a pass.

23. Mark Sanchez. I don’t care what you say. This guy stinks. Seriously… WATCH him play. A QB rating of 75, and he has the accuracy of an autistic sharpshooter walking on the agro-crag.

The Captain Rafe McCawley group: It’s not your fault man… blame Josh Hartnett.

22. Sam Bradford. It’s not your fault Mark Clayton’s knee blew.

21. Ryan Fitzpatrick. It’s not your fault that some guy named Steve Johnson is your best weapon.

20. Carson Palmer. It’s not your fault that you aren’t a leader. Wait.. maybe it is.

The AJ Frost Group: “Hey, at least he’s banging Liv Tyler!”

19. Jason Campbell. Hey, at least he’s not Jamarcus Russell.

18. Colt McCoy. Hey, at least he’s not Jake Delhomme.

17. Eli Manning. Hey, at least he’s not Cooper Manning.

16. Joe Flacco. Hey, at least he’s not Trent Dilfer.

The Jack Ryan Group: “Ok, this guy does have some talent after all…”

15. Kyle Orton. Replacing the beloved media darling Jay Cutler in Denver wasn’t the problem. The problem was chucking the ball 500 times this season. Whatever happened to that stable of running backs that Denver used to produce?

14. Jay Cutler. Replacing fan-favorite Kyle Orton in Chicago wasn’t the problem. Mike Martz was. Despite the recent shots taken at Cutler, the guy was solid all year.

13. Josh Freeman. Twenty five touchdowns and six interceptions, making the Bucs relevant.

12. John Kitna. I know it’s laughable to put a guy like John Kitna this high on the list, but Kitna slung the rock, managed the egos, and lead a team of otherwise un-lead-able guys after Romo was lost for the season.

11. David Garrard. On the ground and in the air, Garrard is a tough cover playing in a very good division.

The Jim Young Group: “They say money can’t buy happiness? Look at the f**king smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.”

10. Drew Brees. 25 picks were a touch high, but dealt with an injured running game all year and made it look easy.

9. Phillip Rivers. A statistical monster in the first 10 games, but fell off down the stretch. Plus, not winning the AFC West is a joke.

8. Matt Cassell. Though winning the AFC West is a joke, Cassel went 27 touchdowns to only 7 picks, and was rock solid down the stretch. Utilized Dwayne Bowe early and often, and that’s what you need to do to win if you’re Kansas City.

7. Matt Schaub. The offense wasn’t the problem this year in Houston… and with Matt Schaub under center, I doubt it will be anytime soon.

6. Tom Brady. Relax, Chowder Heads. Brady had an amazing statistical season, but choked when it counted. Plus, his hair makes me want to punch him in the head.

5. Matt Ryan. Lead the Falcons to a first round bye, was phenomenal all year, but unfortunately ran into a buzz saw that is the Green Bay Packers in the playoffs.

4. Peyton Manning. Dealt with injuries around him all year, and continued to be the cream of the crop at the quarterback position in the NFL.

The Fred O’Bannion Group: “Y’all ready to bust some ass?”

3. Aaron Rogers. When Rogers was good, the Packers were great. When Rogers was bad… the Packers stunk. The kid from Cal is one win away from having as many Super Bowl rings as Brett Favre. Think about that.

2. Michael Vick. Simply put, the most unstoppable quarterback in the NFL. Accurate. Smart. Dangerous in every aspect of the word.

The Chuckie Sullivan Group: Maybe it’s because of the supporting cast… but that guy is fantastic.

1. Ben Roethlisberger. The stats won’t wow you. The personal conduct could probably use a little tweaking. He could probably stand to shave a little more often, but this guy is a winner. An absolute winner, and if I needed to pick one guy to lead my team to a playoff win, this is my pick. And it isn’t even close.

In lieu of writing about what we learned this week, I thought I would take a page out of JP14’s playbook and share what I am thankful for. Beyond the obvious answers of family, friends, health and well being… here are 50 things that I am thankful (and not thankful!) for…

1.) Michael Jordan thinks about as much of Lebron James as I do. Schmuck.

2.) Brad Childress lost his job. Maybe now we can take Brett Favre to the glue factory.

3.) The Auburn Tigers secondary. If it wasn’t for that band of misfit losers, nobody could have kept it close against Cecil Newton’s boy all year.

4.) Vince Young is out for the year. As a professional, you don’t walk out on your coach and your team. You’re supposed to be an adult. Act accordingly.

5.) TCU. You may not think that they deserve a shot at the national title, but I think we can all agree they would stomp the winner of the ACC or Big East. I would be even more thankful for a college football playoff system.

6.) Brodrick Brown’s interception for Oklahoma State. Athletic, smart and aware. Outstanding.

7.) The San Francisco Giants won the World Series. Lord knows that city could use a heterosexual parade.

8.) Everyone is starting to realize that Chris Bosh stinks.

9.) I am NOT thankful that Ohio State president Gordon Gee lashed out at TCU and Boise State. There’s a chance that the Buckeyes will see the Horned Frogs in a BCS game, putting the Buckeyes in a no-win situation. Win and you were supposed to win. Lose? Uh, oh…

10, 11, and 12.) Thanksgiving Day football. Tom Brady, Drew Brees and the Jets defense made turkey day even more enjoyable.

13.) The Miami Heat are BARELY over .500. I’m even more thankful that Dwight Howard went for 24 points and 18 boards against the soft Heat front line Wednesday night.

14.) Richard Seymour was fined heavily for his cheap shot on Ben Roethlisberger. While Ben is hard to sympathize with, that kind of thuggish buffoonery cannot be tolerated in professional football.

15 and 16.) Ndamukong Suh and Calvin Johnson make the Lions watchable again.

17.)  Twitter. Having a first-hand look at a professional athlete’s thoughts (not to mention their spelling and grammar) has provided me with endless hours of delight.

18.) Shannon Sharpe’s incoherent rambling. Does that guy do the show with a mouthful of jelly beans?

19.) Call of Duty Black Ops. Jesus, that game is addicting.

20.) Blake Griffin is healthy. The kid is special.

21 and 22.) Jake Delhomme is terrible, so I am thankful that Colt McCoy is going to be the starting quarterback in Cleveland for the foreseeable future. Mostly because of the camera shots of his wife.

23.) I drafted Arian Foster in the fifth round of my fantasy football draft. Still think that was too early, haters?

24.) There will be extra security at Quicken Loans Arena when the Miami Heat visit Cleveland. Trust me, I hate Lebron James more than anyone, but I don’t want to see passionate fans do anything stupid that will give the city of Cleveland another black eye.

25.) I am not a diehard fan of the SEC. There could not be a more overrated conference. Going 2-2 against the mighty ACC this weekend reminded me of this once again.

26.) Nevada beating Boise State. Some may see this as the Broncos getting beat by a dog. In reality, Boise State lost in overtime, on the road, to an 11-1 team ranked in the top 15 in the country. Nevada is not a cream puff team like everyone thinks, and Boise State’s schedule should be validated after this game. Too bad it won’t be because people are sheep.

27.) Kevin Durant. Kid is a class act.

28.) Great Lakes Christmas Ale. Delicious.

29.) The Ohio State vs Michigan game – but I just wish Roy Roundtree didn’t do his best Braylon Edwards impression on Saturday. A few of those drops could have made the game a little more exciting.

30.) Randy Shannon is gone. The nation needs a team to hate, and it’s no fun hating The U when they are terrible.

31 and 32.) Brandon Weeden and Justin Blackmon. Even with the loss to Oklahoma, they are the best QB/WR combo in college football since Peyton Manning and Peerless Price were roaming the Rocky Top sidelines. Look at the numbers, and then try to name one better.

33.) Barry Sanders highlight videos on YouTube.

34.) KeepLebronOut.com. One of the best ideas I’ve ever heard.

35.) ABC gave Matt Millen a chance to share his “football expertise” with the world as a color commentator. It gives a ray of hope to losers who are terrible at their jobs across the nation.

36, 37, and 38.) Katy Perry, Carrie Underwood and Rhianna. Not their music, obviously.

39.) I am thankful for three 1-loss teams in the Big 10. Top to bottom, best conference in the land this year — and it isn’t close.

40.) I am not thankful that Erik Spoelstra’s job is in question less than 20 games into the season. Pat Riley is such a scum bag. Could he have orchestrated his return any more blatantly? And is it Spoelstra’s fault that the Heat can’t stop a big man?

I applaud Spoelstra for not lashing out at his team, a group of spoiled self-entitled prima donnas or his “mentor”, who is proving to be as manipulative as the prized pig that he lured from Cleveland.

41.) I didn’t get my face punched in by Andre Johnson over the weekend. Sucks to be you, Cortland.

42.) Stanford. God save whoever they run into in a BCS Bowl game.

43.) I am NOT thankful for a Florida State vs Connecticut Orange Bowl. Reruns of iCarly will draw better ratings than that garbage.

44.) I didn’t step within a thousand feet of a Walmart on Black Friday. Nut jobs.

45.) Lebron James bumped his coach after ANOTHER loss. That guy is an absolute embarrassment and disgrace. A monumental waste of talent and a cowardice rat. Thanks for showcasing that again and again.

46.) I am thankful for Rusty Smith, but I’m not sure why.

47.) I am NOT thankful that college basketball started. Find me in March.

48.) The abundance of Ann Hathaway nudity in the new movie “Love and Other Drugs”. It almost made that crap-fest tolerable.

49.) The NFL caught on to Josh McDaniels videotaping antics. Apparently the apple doesn’t fall from the Belichick tree.

50.) I AM thankful for “Tweet of the Week”. This week’s:

“If Lebron starred in Space Jam 2, he’d leave the Looney Toons Team to play for the MonStars”

Love it. Follow me @Jockpost22 to share your thoughts.

“You’re crazy McMahon!” you say. The Jewish folks haven’t had a legitimate American sports star to cheer for since “The Left Arm of God”, Sandy Koufax. But no longer.

The first major coup for Judaism came when freshly signed New York Knick forward Amar’e Stoudemire discovered that his mother was Jewish. How he didn’t know before now escapes reason. But it would seem that Stoudemire has been searching for something, as he has dived headfirst into the faith.

He immediately scheduled a trip to the Holy Land, and has been spotted rocking a yarmulke and some Hebrew ink!!

Talk about not f**king around!

Next up, was the Prince, LeBron James. He was spotted (and by “spotted” I mean he released a photo to TMZ) holding hands with celebrity rabbi Yishayahu Yosef Pinto.

The man only speaks Hebrew, which explains the Prince’s puzzled look- “I paid this mafaka $100k to speak gibberish to me?!?” No Prince, that’s the Yiddish. And yes, he did fork over 6 figures to a rabbi. Maybe if you weren’t such an ass leaving Cleveland, you could have got a priest to pray with, heyoooo!!!! They’re only jokes, folks.

These two major signings, coupled with the Jews renowned love a certain birthmark-rocking Super Bowl MVP winning QB, could bring about a new age in sports. Instead of every athlete thanking God after every small victory, maybe we will see athletes thanking, whoever it is Jewish folks pray too. Mazel tov, Judaism!!

Earlier this week, Bleacher Report and Nola.com both reported that Greg Paulus signed with the Saints after a weekend minicamp to possibly compete for the back-up job behind Drew Brees. But other numerous sources are now reporting that this is not true….and thank God.

I have never understood the fascination with Greg Paulus. He was an average point guard at best while he was at Duke, even losing his starting job his senior year.

He didn’t exactly wow me with his 1 year under-center at Syracuse, as they finished 4-8 while being in the worst BCS conference. I understand he was out of football for 4 years, but it’s not like he was just sittin’ around being a lazy bum. He was too busy jerking off Coack K.

But is it really possible that the Saints could be interested in Paulus? He does kind of resemble Drew Brees in regards to their stature – Paulus is 6’1” 180 lbs, while Brees is only 6’ but weighs 209 lbs.

They are both multi-sport athletes, as we all saw Drew Brees’ switch-hitting softball skills a couple weeks ago. But is it enough for the Saints to give Paulus a chance?

In all likelihood, no. The Saints are coming off a championship season, and while Drew Brees isn’t exactly a young gun anymore, he isn’t going to be sitting in a rocking chair at a nursing home doing a Just For Men commercial anytime soon.

But at the same time, you never know. Paulus might have a really sweet vicodin hook-up.

The Jewish population is ready to follow a certain “saint” (Drew Brees) all the way until the end. Fans are pushing for a special prayer set to the tune of Dayenu (traditional song of passover, meaning “it would have been enough for us”) to be read on passover.

The idea for the prayer comes from Kosher Cajun New York Deli and Grocery in Los Angeles (http://www.koshercajun.com). The Jewish fans will find out if Brees is “enough for them” come February 7th.

Dayenu

Here is a special prayer that will be read throughout Jewish homes in South Louisiana this Passover.

Had he receded the floodwater and not given us our team back
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us our team and not provided a Payton
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he provided a Payton and not signed a Breesus
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he signed a Breesus and not drafted a Bush
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he drafted a Bush and not found a Colston in the 7th round
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he found a Colston in the 7th round and not provided the 2006 season
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he provided the 2006 season and not a win on Monday night home opener
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he a win on Monday night home opener and not a NFC South title
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a NFC South title and not a trip to Chicago
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a trip to Chicago and not given us two seasons to remind us they are still the Saints
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us two seasons to remind us they are still the Saints and not given us 2009 season
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us the 2009 season and not provided 10 straight wins
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he provided 10 straight wins and not a win on Monday night against New England
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a win on Monday night against New England and not a NFC South title
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a NFC title and not home field in the playoffs
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us home field in the playoffs and not a NFC Championship
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a NFC Championship and not a Super Bowl versus a Manning
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a Super Bowl versus a Manning and not a Super Bowl Title
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a Super Bowl Title and not the world largest victory parade Mardi Gras!
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

He has provided all of these things and for this we are grateful.

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So it seemed only appropriate that we had an NFL Playoff edition to find out what Google thinks about the quarterbacks still playing. 

Peyton Manning

Google Suggest#1: Peyton Manning is indecipherable.

This takes us to a humorous little video by Kenny Mayne about how Peyton Manning speaks a rare form of Gaelic at the line of scrimmage.  He is also the sheriff, god and a witch.

Drew Brees

Google Suggest #1: Drew Brees is scary accurate.

No complaints here.  I gotta say I agree with Google on this one.  Watch this video to get an idea of just how ridiculous he is.  Seriously.  Also, Google wants you to know Drew Brees is not a dentist.

Mark Sanchez

Google Suggest #1: Mark Sanchez is hot. 

When you are the starting quarterback of an New York NFL franchise in the AFC Championship game, things are going pretty well for you.  When you are the starting quarterback of a New York football franchise in the AFC Championship game and you Google your name and that’s the first thing that comes up, things are even better.

Brett Favre

Google Suggest #1: Brett Favre is a douche.

Again, I’ve got to agree with Google on this one.  And JOCKpost readers also agree.  We had a MVD (Most Valuable Douche) Poll that ended a couple weeks ago and Brett Favre won hands down.