Cleveland Cavs

Tom Terrific and Eli may have taken the week off, but that doesn’t mean the rest of the sports world did.  What did we learn this week?
-Brandon Marshall dominated the Pro Bowl, hauling in six balls for 176 yards, and four scores as the AFC thumped the NFC 59-41.  Credit Marshall for showing up.  I [...]

Since ESPN.com forgot to invite me to participate in their “5-on-5” roundtable discussion revolving around Lebron James, I decided to answer the questions on our website instead.
1.  One year later, was Miami Lebron’s best option?
-Absolutely not.  Lebron James went from one of the most beloved sports figures in history to one of the most hated, [...]

Seriously, who the hell are these guys?
A short list of #1 overall draft picks reads like this: Oscar Robertson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bill Walton, Magic Johnson, Hakeem Olajuwon, David Robinson, Shaquille O’Neal, Allen Iverson, Tim Duncan, LeBron James, and Derrick Rose.
Is there any doubt that no one in this draft will ever come close to achieving 1/3 of [...]

Remember the first time you had sex?
It was scary, clumsily performed, and it was a little embarrassing. Not unlike how Cavs fans felt following last year’s Game 5 debacle against Boston in the conference semi-finals. And, like your aforementioned virgin ass, the 2nd time it happened was MUCH better! 
Cavs fans, and decent human beings the [...]

The Los Angeles Lakers and Mike Brown agreed in principle to a 4 year, $18.5 million contract yesterday.
“F**king shocked” would be a nice way to describe my reaction to the hire.
The Lakers are replacing Phil Jackson, maybe the greatest coach in team sports history, with Mike Brown, someone known more for his taste in eyewear [...]

“Can’t get no worse than it was December 2nd.  I know that for a fact.”
Chalk that gem of a quote up to another thing Lebron James got wrong.  It got worse for the Heat visiting Cleveland this time around.  Much worse.
The Cleveland Cavaliers came into Tuesday night’s game as the worst team in the league.  [...]

On Sunday night at the NBA All-Star game, Cleveland hometown hero Josh Cribbs gave a shout out to “his boy”, Lebron James on Twitter while sitting courtside at the Staples Center.  “Picking the Black Eyed Peas to perform at halftime of the Super Bowl” thinks that was a terrible decision.
Cribbs, who is usually over-praised by [...]

King Midas is known throughout Greek mythology for having the ability to turn anything he touched into gold.  The term “Midas Touch” has grown popular in today’s society describing a person’s ability to work wonders in their given field.  Though such a spectacular gift seems to have no downside, King Midas eventually realized this gift [...]

Ted Williams did not win the 320 million dollar jackpot last night, but he did get lucky as a mother f**ker.  After spending years, panhandling the streets of Columbus, Ohio, Williams has been given a second chance with life by the Cleveland Cavaliers as an on air personality.  That is, unless he decides to take [...]

Well holy s**t…at least one person on the Cavs bench had the balls to say to LeBron what all the fans at the Q wanted to say. I mean, LeBron probably didn’t hear it, and I wouldn’t be surprised if that is the way Cavs Assistant Coach Jamahl Mosley wanted it. But at least he looked [...]

When LeBron James walked back onto the court at Quicken Loans Arena Thursday night, I expected to see a cowardice and heartless performance.
I just didn’t expect to see if from the boys in Wine and Gold.
The Cleveland Cavaliers should be absolutely ashamed of themselves because last night was an embarrassment.  The most hated man in [...]

It has been known for a while that the NBA, the Cleveland Police Department and the Cavs are bracing for LeBron’s return to the Q on December 2.
Cleveland fans can’t wait to tell LeBron how they feel.  I can’t think of another athlete that is as reviled in any city as LeBron is in Cleveland.  At [...]