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Ever wanted to know what it would sound like if two penguins had a conversation about the Cleveland Browns? Specifically about how much the Browns suck?
Well look no further.
Enjoy.

In an attempt to make “The Q” a more sanitary environment, the Cleveland Cavs have decided to remove all drinking fountains from the Arena, thus forcing fans to either buy a $4 bottle of water or wait in line for 20 minutes to get a free 9-ounce cup.
The team is saying that concerns of the [...]

One day after being reinstated by Commissioner Roger Goodell, the Cleveland Browns cut troubled wide receiver Donte Stallworth, another in the long line of high priced free agents that didn’t contribute to the team.
As many of you recall, Stallworth was suspended for the entire 2009 season due to a DUI manslaughter conviction.  Yesterday at Goodell’s State [...]

With Super Bowl XLIV set to kick off in just a few hours, Saints fans can finally scratch their name off what has to be the most embarrassing list for a sports franchise to be on.
The Saints will be making their first Super Bowl appearance in franchise history, and the fans of New [...]

Former Broncos, Browns and Giants running back Reuben Droughns is under DEA investigation for running a marijuana growing operation out of his house in Colorado. He is claiming “medicinal use”, which is odd, since he doesn’t have a medical marijuana card.
This is clearly a case of him smoking himself silly, and it is just one of [...]

According to Josh Cribbs, it is “unlikely” he will play another game in a Browns uniform. The $1.4 million yearly offer is insulting for a player who believes he is the best at what he does.
It’s hard to argue this fact, but at the same time he does need to remember that he is the [...]

I am unfortunately a Browns fan and have been my entire life. Upon reading the news that Eric Mangini will be returning as head coach I very nearly cried in true and utter disappointment. 
This year was wasted. Painfully, then apathetically, I found myself going antiquing over watching the Browns.  I would watch good NFL games, [...]

Professional gambling folks usually know how not to lose money.  Otherwise they would not be able to gamble any more.  Common sense says they are pretty good at setting odds.
According to WFNY, Eric Mangini has 3-2 odds (40 percent) of being fired before the 2010 season, higher than any other coach.  I would take that [...]

Brady Quinn’s awesome season just ended.  Fresh off a 66-yard performance that will surely land him in the annals of Browns lore.  Touchdown Jesus just shed a tear.
Here are Brady’s final season statistics for 2009.

YR
CMP
ATT
YDS
CMP%
YPA
LNG
TD
INT
SACK
RAT

2009
136
256
1339
53.1
5.23
59
8
7
19
67.2

Not so good.

For the first time in 21 years the Browns will have a leader who has experienced success at the NFL level.  The extent of his involvement are not known yet, but it is assumed he will have his hands in everything. 
I would personally hope he does not take it all on himself.  A task of [...]

For reasons known only to him at the moment, Mike Holmgren turns down the Seahawks.  This still leaves the door open to the possibility that he could come to Cleveland.  He claims that he wants to have his decision made by the beginning of the new year.