“You’re crazy McMahon!” you say. The Jewish folks haven’t had a legitimate American sports star to cheer for since “The Left Arm of God”, Sandy Koufax. But no longer.

The first major coup for Judaism came when freshly signed New York Knick forward Amar’e Stoudemire discovered that his mother was Jewish. How he didn’t know before now escapes reason. But it would seem that Stoudemire has been searching for something, as he has dived headfirst into the faith.

He immediately scheduled a trip to the Holy Land, and has been spotted rocking a yarmulke and some Hebrew ink!!

Talk about not f**king around!

Next up, was the Prince, LeBron James. He was spotted (and by “spotted” I mean he released a photo to TMZ) holding hands with celebrity rabbi Yishayahu Yosef Pinto.

The man only speaks Hebrew, which explains the Prince’s puzzled look- “I paid this mafaka $100k to speak gibberish to me?!?” No Prince, that’s the Yiddish. And yes, he did fork over 6 figures to a rabbi. Maybe if you weren’t such an ass leaving Cleveland, you could have got a priest to pray with, heyoooo!!!! They’re only jokes, folks.

These two major signings, coupled with the Jews renowned love a certain birthmark-rocking Super Bowl MVP winning QB, could bring about a new age in sports. Instead of every athlete thanking God after every small victory, maybe we will see athletes thanking, whoever it is Jewish folks pray too. Mazel tov, Judaism!!

The Jewish population is ready to follow a certain “saint” (Drew Brees) all the way until the end. Fans are pushing for a special prayer set to the tune of Dayenu (traditional song of passover, meaning “it would have been enough for us”) to be read on passover.

The idea for the prayer comes from Kosher Cajun New York Deli and Grocery in Los Angeles (http://www.koshercajun.com). The Jewish fans will find out if Brees is “enough for them” come February 7th.

Dayenu

Here is a special prayer that will be read throughout Jewish homes in South Louisiana this Passover.

Had he receded the floodwater and not given us our team back
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us our team and not provided a Payton
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he provided a Payton and not signed a Breesus
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he signed a Breesus and not drafted a Bush
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he drafted a Bush and not found a Colston in the 7th round
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he found a Colston in the 7th round and not provided the 2006 season
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he provided the 2006 season and not a win on Monday night home opener
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he a win on Monday night home opener and not a NFC South title
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a NFC South title and not a trip to Chicago
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a trip to Chicago and not given us two seasons to remind us they are still the Saints
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us two seasons to remind us they are still the Saints and not given us 2009 season
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us the 2009 season and not provided 10 straight wins
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he provided 10 straight wins and not a win on Monday night against New England
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a win on Monday night against New England and not a NFC South title
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a NFC title and not home field in the playoffs
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us home field in the playoffs and not a NFC Championship
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a NFC Championship and not a Super Bowl versus a Manning
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a Super Bowl versus a Manning and not a Super Bowl Title
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a Super Bowl Title and not the world largest victory parade Mardi Gras!
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

He has provided all of these things and for this we are grateful.

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