Ben Roethlisberger

Woman sums up last week’s game on Facebook. It’s funny, I said the same thing to my kids.

Fantastic football weather across the midwest meant chili and beer kept us warm over the weekend. What did we learn this week?
- The pigskin dream team in Philly mimicked the hardwood dream team from Miami again this week disappearing in the fourth quarter as the 49ers stole a victory 24-23. The Eagles’ run [...]

Everyone has to admit that the Quarterback Rating statistic is cryptic, if not completely pointless.
ESPN has hired a dozen super-nerds to come together and create a quarterback rating system that actually tries to quantify how good the quarterback is. It is called Total Quarterback Rating, or QBR for short.
Sound like a mouthful? It is.
The new [...]

In case you missed it, Ben Rapelisberger got married. Ashley Harlan is the unfortunate woman’s name.
You may think that is going to change my mind about Ole Gray Dick, but it doesn’t. Just a year ago he was in the pressure cooker for rape allegations…
Now, just a short year later, I’m supposed to believe he’s [...]

The Packers won their first Super Bowl in 14 years. Even with 15 players on injured reserve.  Even on the grandest stage they lost one of their best playmakers on defense, Charles Woodson, and their all time leader in receiving yards in Donald Driver.
It didn’t matter, though. Green Bay had its own version of the [...]

Every now and then we keep a running diary during games and share them with y’all.
BCA Championships and Super Bowls are usually prime candidiates for such treatment. 
Super Bowl XLV was no disappointment.  Although the teams seemed to play a little sloppy, we need to remember that defensive football will do that to a game.
We had [...]

Of all our years watching football, nothing is more guaranteed than unadulterated putridity in the bathrooms at Cowboys Stadium on Sunday night.
But some things are certain.  Ben Roethlisberger will escape sacks and Mike McCarthy will made stupid decisions.  The cameras will cut to Jerry Jones at least 47 times and the media will continue to [...]

In the past 4 years, Ben Roethlisberger’s off the field activities included facial reconstructive surgery after a motorcycle accident in which he preferred not to wear a helmet, a Lake Tahoe woman accused him of sexual assault, and, well, Milledgeville.
One might compare Big Ben’s social life to Charlie Harper from “Two and a Half-Men.” Just [...]

Two weeks until the Super Bowl. How will we pass the time?
For me, I decided the best way to pass the time was to rank the quarterbacks in the NFL based on their performances from this season. Because that’s what I do.
The Larry Gigli Group: Absolutely Unwatchable.
32. Jimmy Clausen and the misfits in Carolina. One [...]

When watching the final seconds of the AFC Championship game, it was impossible NOT to notice Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall laying on top of Ben Rapelisberger, humping the s**t out of him.
Of course I rewound my DVR to watch again and again and… all in all, about 6 times.
Then I thought, damn, it would [...]

Eight years of The Mike Brown NFL Circus has finally driven Carson Palmer over the edge.
According to sources, the once revered Heisman Trophy award winner has demanded a trade from the Bengals.
He threatens retirement if his request is not carried out.
Its hard to imagine what could have done it. Was it the crazy owner? Was it [...]

Happy f**king Holidays everybody!
Santa is taking a break this year, so he left it to us to decide what athletes get what this year. But unlike Santa, we don’t know if they are sleeping. We don’t know if they are awake. But we sure as hell know if if they have been bad or good, and many [...]