So here it is!  We already had it narrowed down to ten.  You pick your top three and help us decide who has the funniest name in baseball history.

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Kosuke Fukudome

His name scores on so many different levels. His first contains the word SUK. Then you’ve got his last name, pure gold. Let me spell his name with a few choice spaces. FUK U DO ME. One more time. FUK U DO ME. Never gets old.

Albert Pujols

My four year old laughs when he hears Prince Albert’s full name. I’ll say it right now just to see… Sure enough, he laughed.

Johnny Dickshot

It appears this last name is extinct. If you or someone you know has the last name of Dickshot and has the birth certificate to prove it, e-mail it to us for a special prize.

Rusty Kuntz

This is one of the most obvious of knee-slappers. Of course, who has the balls to f**k a rusty kuntz?

Boof Bonser*

He will enter this vote with an asterisk, due to the fact that he legally changed his name to Boof in 2001. This was not his birth name, but so many people love this nickname it would be a travesty to omit it due to a small technicality.

Urban Shocker

It is doubtful the SHOCKER we know and love so well (2 in the pink, 1 in the stink) was part of everyday slang when Ol’ Urban was throwin’ the rock, it doesn’t mean we can’t laugh today.

Coco Crisp

Everytime I hear/read his name I have to make a bowl of cereal. Doesn’t matter what I’m doing.

Milton Bradley

It’s hard to believe his parents would do this to him. If they would name him Milton Bradley, it’s hard telling what else they’d do. Bradley is one of the most pissed off and mentally unstable players in baseball. I blame his parents.

Dick Pole

His first and last names are interchangeable. You could call him Cock Shaft and he should respond.

Mike Sweeney

This one is by far the most childish. What is so funny about his name you ask? Say it faster. One more time. Get it? Mike’s Weenie! Hahahahahahaha! STFU.

You vote! Who has the funniest name? Pick your top three.

Much to his dismay, Andre Dawson will not enter the Baseball Hall of Fame as a Cub, but as an Expo.

He had previously expressed his interest to the Hall folks, but their concern was mostly for the history of the game.  He had played 10 seasons in Montreal and 6 in Chicago.

The decision is not a no-brainer.  Dawson’s first 11 seasons were played in Montreal, where he won Rookie of the Year in ‘77. He hit 225 of his 438 career homers (51%) with the Expos. So it’s not like he came to Chicago and was a stiff, or his glory days were only spent in Montreal.

Dawson was asked if he might put on a Cubs hat during his induction speech.

“To be honest with you, I thought about that,” he said. “It was a tough night for me sleeping [Tuesday]. I slept better the night before the announcement than I did after I got the decision last night, as odd as that might sound.

“I don’t want to do anything that might be an embarrassment to someone or show someone up, that’s not my character. But there will be some way I will try to acknowledge the Cubs fans to show just how important they were to me. I did think about at some point in time during the speech putting a Cubs cap on, but I don’t know if that’s appropriate.”

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/news/story?id=4862768

OK, so when you watch the video you will see that the punch is pretty weak, but what happened to kicking dirt on the umpire’s shoes?  The least he could have done is land a solid punch if he is going to jeopardize his career for it.

Either way, he will surely not be leading a team anytime in the near future.  Anger management class?

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