Steve Williams – The OTHER Mrs. Woods.

The most successful golf relationship ever ended on July 20^th, when Tiger Woods dumped caddy Steve Williams. Williams, has been every bit the spurned woman that the real Mrs. Woods, Elin, the one Tiger ACTUALLY betrayed, never was.

Williams has given a few interviews, crying about how his former boss/bestie, Eldrick Woods, ditched him.  He had the gall to say that his name should have been cleared from the scandal of his rich boss indiscriminately tapping cocktail whores.  Umm, waitress, another bourbon for Mr. Williams.

Is he f**king drunk? NO ONE CARES ABOUT STEVE WILLIAMS. I forgot he existed until Tiger broke up with him.

I keep referring to this as a break-up, as opposed to a business dissolution, because that is how Williams is treating it. What kind of “best man” bitches about this kind of stuff in public? Straight to the horse’s mouth, buddy, that’s how you deal with it.

This all just confirms my thought that these two were each other best friends by default. Nevermind the estimated $20 million in earnings, to go along with a Nike sponsorship, that he has Mr. Woods to thank for.  Hell, he should have been paying Tiger.

The first rule of changing your life is leaving EVERYTHING behind- that includes your caddy/pal that is either too stupid or too spineless to recognize when you are becoming an epic skid-mark. If Steve Williams were any kind of real friend, he would have aired the grievances in private, challenged Tiger to a wrestling match, and said “Alright pal, how can I help?”