South African Rapists Beware: Rape-Axe Makes Debut at World Cup

There is a new anti-rape female condom available, and it is making it’s debut at the World Cup in South Africa – which is apparently the rape capital of the world.

The Rape-Axe, which believe it or not is worse than it sounds, is basically a condom that women insert into their vagina so when an unwanted male penetrates the female, jagged hooks will latch on to the man’s cock. Apparently this is a better option for women than placing razor blades “down there”.

And while I am not trying to make light of an extremely horrible topic, there are certain things that are invented that make you wonder – who was the guinea pig that tried these out? I mean, they couldn’t just throw this product into the marketplace without having tested it numerous times before. I’ve been paid $30 to eat a cheeseburger for market research, but they would have to pay much more than that to get me to try this s**t out.

So even though I will never have to worry about what this thing feels like – unless my girlfriend tries to play a really evil prank on me – I’m glad people are coming up with new ways to protect themselves. But my only questions is, what happens if he goes for the butthole?