South African Rapists Beware: Rape-Axe Makes Debut at World Cup
There is a new anti-rape female condom available, and it is making it’s debut at the World Cup in South Africa – which is apparently the rape capital of the world.
The Rape-Axe, which believe it or not is worse than it sounds, is basically a condom that women insert into their vagina so when an unwanted male penetrates the female, jagged hooks will latch on to the man’s cock. Apparently this is a better option for women than placing razor blades “down there”.
And while I am not trying to make light of an extremely horrible topic, there are certain things that are invented that make you wonder – who was the guinea pig that tried these out? I mean, they couldn’t just throw this product into the marketplace without having tested it numerous times before. I’ve been paid $30 to eat a cheeseburger for market research, but they would have to pay much more than that to get me to try this shit out.
So even though I will never have to worry about what this thing feels like – unless my girlfriend tries to play a really evil prank on me – I’m glad people are coming up with new ways to protect themselves. But my only questions is, what happens if he goes for the butthole?
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don’t worry. It’s like the ipod coming out with a new version every so often. The butplug one is coming soon.
to bad they can’t figure out how to just permanently clamp the shit and by the time authorities release it – dude has self castrated himself – similar to the goat castration process found at this link below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwVjLF12ZUE