According to the New York Post, Robert “Sandy” Vietze, supposedly a world-class skier, got a little too drunk on his last flight to New York.
Imagine this, you’re piss drunk on an airplane, and you’ve got to drain it like no one’s business. You head back to the men’s room, but halfway there you decide to whip it out and piss on an 11-year-old girl.
Maybe “decide” isn’t the right word.
Mid-piss, her cancer-stricken dad decides to take a swing at you, you know, cause you’re pissing a full-on man stream on his young daughter.
That has happened to you, right?
Vietze has been kicked off the US National team. He admitted to drinking 8 drinks before boarding the flight. I didn’t read anywhere that he was being charged for underage drinking.
The worst part about it is not that he pissed on an 11-year-old girl’s leg (everyone has a horrible drunk story to tell) — it’s that the dickhead refused to apologize afterward. He just said “I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg.”
Well s**t, that makes it all better now doesn’t it?
US Ski and Snowboard Association Executive Vice President of Athletics Luke Bodensteiner released a statement, saying Vietze, 18, had been dismissed from the team for conduct violations.
“Based on the information we have, Sandy Vietze is in violation of the USSA code of conduct and team agreement, and has been dismissed from the team,” Bodensteiner said.
That’s what you call pissing away your future.
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