I Should Have Been a Skateboarder, Or Maybe Not [Video]
Waking up to video games, chillin’ like a villain, s**t – even having a robot vacuum your s**t up.
Then, and only when you’re damn good and ready, you drop a load of laundry in and you’re out the door.
The life of ease – I should have been a skateboarder.
I can in fact name one man who dropped out to attempt to make it big with skating and he did rather well for himself – just not skating. You can even win a freakin’ World Cup title doing the s**t and all the while not shaving, bathing or combing your hair.
Oh the life of the lazy, the life of the free, the life of the skateboarder.
Skateboarding is eco-friendly.
But here’s what you really want to see.
My balls hurt just thinking of that career choice. I’ll go back to computers.
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