I figure since it is election time, we should have at least one post that mentions the President of this great Country, Barack Obama. Now I’m not going to get into all that political mumbo jumbo, but I did find it pretty funny that the people of China apparently really want to f**k our President as they are now selling Obama blow up sex dolls. I guess a man with power is a real turn on in China, so what’s better than to f**k the most powerful man on the planet (Besides Bono).
But it got me to thinking…why don’t athletes get into the sex toy industry? I know it is probably mostly a PR thing, but could you imagine the kind of money these guys could make? There are so many sluts out there that just want a chance to f**k a professional athlete. There would be nothing better then for some chick (or dude I guess) that couldn’t meet Shaq in real life having a life-like molding of his 20 inch dong.
Just think about the possibilities ladies!
Don’t want to feel like your f**king your grandpa, but you sure want that extra arm of Greg Oden inside of you? Get a Greg Oden Dildo! (He might need a new gig soon).
Can’t f**k the real Magic Johnson because of the whole VD thing…you could always buy ”The Magic Johnson” vibrator. The name sells itself!
So many athletes are willing to show their dong for free on the internet, why not make a couple bucks and feel like a huge pimp all at the same time? What better bragging rights in a locker room would there be then selling the most name brand dildos of anyone on your team?!
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