Sami Salo Takes One For The Team, Puck Ruptures His Testicle [Video]

In a sport as brutal as hockey, you would think all players would make it a point to protect the jewels. So either Sami Salo wasn’t wearing a cup, or the cup was blasted through.

Either way, if you have a pair of your own, you know this one really hurt. Vancouver Canucks player Sami Salo, standing in front of the goal, gets blasted with a slapshot right in the balls, rupturing one of his testicles (FUCK!).

He immediately hits the deck, writhing in pain. I almost did the same after seeing him hold his stomach — the true telltale sign that this racking hurt like fuck.

In the spirit of rediculousness, Facebook and Twitter pages have been created on behalf of his testicle presumably for comedic reasons.

The only people who would find this funny are people without testes.