Russian Draw Bridge Gets Vandalized With Gigantic Cock

In what could be the greatest prank of all time, a draw bridge in St. Petersburg, Russia, has been vandalized by men who painted a 65 meter long and 27 meter wide penis.

The hilarious act, which was done in the wee hours of the morning on June 14th, was set up so that when the draw bridge raised, innoscent by-standers would be able to see the enormously erect penis plain as day, as you can see by this picture.

The artwork was created by a group of young men, of course, probably tired of drawing cocks on each other’s faces while passed out drunk.

Workers near the bridge were able to catch one of the vandals, who will unfortunately have to take the blame for his entire crew – which I am sure he will do with pride.