ReLeaf Promises FREE POT For Every Giants Home Run

TMZ is reporting that San Francisco club ReLeaf is offering its patients a free joint every time the Giants hit a home run in this World Series.

We’ll spare you the tired pot jokes and instead reprint some highlights of the hilarious reviews of ReLeaf found online:

I went here for the first time a few days ago with my boyfriend. They checked our papers, we walked in and the line starts right about there. There’s a counter with jars of medicine on top, and concentrates/prerolls/etc.. below. They also have a fairly good sized fridge full of edibles/types of drinks…

…We got two grams (for $20 because it was our first time! thanks!) and sat down in the lounge area, which consists of a large couch and two chairs with a coffee table. Very relaxed social environment as well :)

Also, they get an extra star for having a nice (clean) bathroom!

Ahhhh, yes.  A dispensary virgin.  Nice to know they have a couch to hang out on.  Wonder how often that couch gets cleaned.  What happens if you fell asleep on the couch?  These questions must be answered.

This next chick is not a fan of the ReLeaf:

dude, i felt like I was buying my meds at a head shop. its small, dark, and dirty. The girl at the counter was very informative and welcoming. The dude that was there when I went seemingly could not be bothered by my questions. I don’t give a crap if Im annoying you. This is a business and I’ll ask whatever the hell I want.
Its cash only. You don’t get a receipt. The strains are not marked and you have to ask what it is and even then you wouldn’t know if thats what they gave you before you walk out the door.
Their honey is $30. Go to Angel’s Care where it’s $10.
Sorry Re-Leaf. You have some work to do. Medithrive is down the street and even though Medithrive is just OK, they’re kicking your butt.

Got that?  Med-i-thrive. Right down the street.

But Chris wraps it up nicely:

Just went to this club the other day. It’s a small place but they have a pretty solid collection of edibles. They have a medium amount of hash, and 5 or 6 strains of bud. The selection of bud was a little disappointing…

Since I was also a first time customer, he hooked up with a free lollipop that looks potent. The guys are pretty cool, and there is couch to hangout in. You can bring you own vaporizer and I’m pretty sure any other thing (pipe, bong, etc.)…

There’s that couch again!  I’m telling you, it’s got to be one badass couch.  Two out of three reviews mentioned it.  I wonder if the second reviewer sat on the magical couch she would be singing a different tune.  I need to know more about this couch.

Read more reviews here if you wish.  Living in a very anti-weed state, reading these reviews hardly seems real.  Oh, and every other review mentions the couch.

Bring your own bong, Timmy!