THE QUICKIE: Pimps, PED’s, Punks & Pot

Nick Saban teaches his players to blame someone else for their bad decisions, calling agents pimps.  Way to teach accountability, Nick.

A-Rod hits home run number 599.  Given his past confession to using PED’s, does anyone even care about the numbers anymore?

I guess the feud between Matt Barnes and Kobe Bryant will have to cease.  Kobe already made Barnes look like a punk during the season by doing absolutely nothing – now he’ll have to share the ball with him.

The second pick of the 2008 NBA Draft, Michael Beasley, has been called a pothead by the GM that just traded for him.  That can’t be a good way to break the ice.  Beasley claims he doesn’t smoke anymore.  Yeaaahhh riiiight.

Minor League Baseball players are going to be giving a lot more blood.  And it’s not for charity.

Stephen Jackson’s home was robbed while his wife was held at gunpoint.