Whenever your alcoholic relative says they fell and broke their ribs, their significant other always backed it up with, “Yeah, he was drunk off his ass.” Given Bob Huggins penchant for the sauce, it’s doubtful his weekend in Vegas was a sober one. [NBC Sports]
High school football in the Hawaiian island of Kauai is being moved to Saturday morning (from Friday night) to protect the health of an endangered bird, called the shearwater. Apparently the Friday night lights confuse the bird and put it in danger of predators. Good to see the existence of a species triumphing over convenience and economics for a change. [Seattle Times]
How tall were you in the 7th Grade? Raekwon Long is 6′ 10″. [MaxPreps]
SG 23 has been replaced by someone named Michael Jordan. NBA video games will never be the same again. [Ball Don't Lie]
While Kevin Durant hones his skills kicking ass for Team USA, LeBron parties in Vegas. You know, because all that dick-sucking was tiresome.
Flo Rida gives all just one more reason to root for Kevin Durant. [YouTube]
One of the best teams in the American League finally won for the first time in five years in Cleveland. Because, you know, the Indians are very hard to beat. [Washington Post]
