Sunday afternoon, as I was driving to atom’s coming-out housewarming party, I stopped at a bar because I had a few minutes to kill, but more importantly, I had a buzz to maintain. As I was washing down my Sam Adams with a Miller Lite, I noticed something alarming.
The WBNA was on television in this bar. I like this bar too, so this was disappointing. I guess I shouldn’t expect much since it’s owned by broads. Hey, they try.
I was watching the SMU-Texas Tech game, but since the sound of Craig James’s voice makes me want to strangle anyone nearby with a middle-part, I checked out the lezzies playing hoops. And I saw something even more shocking than women’s professional basketball on national television. I take that back – I wouldn’t be more surprised if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet.
Still, what I saw on my (the bar’s) screen surprised me. The two teams playing, Phoenix and Seattle, were sponsored corporately. 
And not in a small way. Just check out the pictures. And look at how happy that dude is to be with the LifeLock CEO? WTF?
Point being-have we come the point in our reality TV addiction where we are watching rec league games? Because that’s basically what this garbage is.
The league sucks. It always has, it always will.
Women’s basketball is pleasant for one group of people: the players. Two other groups tolerate it: the players’ immediate blood family, and the people the players bang. These two groups only pay attention because they have to. This leads to my next point-no one watches this s**t.
Point 3: get it the f**k off the television!! I only want to see two things on ESPN on September Saturdays: football and the Bassmaster’s. If you can’ t promise me that ESPN, than you can make like David Carradine and f**k yourselves and just die.
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Bassmasters!! Hell yeah!!
your crazy man … you ever see anyone do layups like those women? s**t is sick.
LeBron disagrees with you. (http://twitter.com/KingJames) Wonder whose opinion I’d trust?
And Ama’re disagrees with you.
Why don’t you just entertain yourself watching those tight ends you’re so fond of…..
i hope you are trusting the author’s opinion! you are going to trust a f**kstick like lebron james?! tweet this … lebron, go swim with sharks in the ocean.
Umm…I think you are little confused… I’m pretty sure the WNBA is a Donkey Basketball League. But the thought of an All-Woman Basketball League is pretty hilarious! HA! Women playing basketball…like they was men! HA! That’s cute.
I agree. I’d rather watch paint dry
hey Natalie…..don’t think i’d trust LeBron too much. Last person that did woke up covered in wing sauce and was a few cherries shy of a virgin…. what are you doing on this web page anyway? shouldn’t you be washing the dishes…..
wow, guys. tell me, does it hurt when your knuckles drag on the ground like that ? BASSMASTERS? You actually LIKE to watch other yahoos fish? Be still my heart!
Oh, and by the way, the title of this crap you spew today says a lot more about you than it does about the wnba. which i watch. and i am not a player, relative of a player, nor do i sleep with a player, nor am i a lesbian. you are soooooo far back in the 20th century in your views, it’s pathetic.
OH SHIT JUDY…..the 20th century??? that was too “far back” to remember….next thing you know you’re going to want to vote, too. the best part about watching this crap is when they forget to wear their sports bra!
it doesn’t hurt my knuckles judy, because i’ve got a ride or die beeyotch that carries my hands for me when they get tired.
They’ll want to vote. lol. that’s a good one
Confused by this site. You want to castrate the guy who videotapes sex-toy Erin Andrews. But when women act professional, you get on their case. Can women do things that men can do…or are they just f**k toys? I need to know…
^They are just f**k toys. Now you know.