We’ve already seen that rat take his talents to South Beach… but how would it play out if Lebron James brought his talents to the grid iron?
Earlier this week, Lebron James tweeted “Just got done practicing with the St. V Varsity football team, full pads and all.. Felt great being back on the field. Should I?”
Should you what, Lebron?
Is this tweet implying that Lebron James is contemplating an NFL try out, if the NBA season gets cancelled?
When will that pompous, loudmouth blow-hard learn? Apparently never, as James hasn’t recognized that when you make outlandish claims and fail to deliver, it comes with many consequences… not 5… not 6… not 7…
Those who have read this site before know that I detest Lebron James more than any other human being on this planet. When Casey Anthony got away with murder, I shrugged it off… but when Lebron’s press conference ended and The Heatles were formed, I lost a grip.
The way that he mismanaged his departure from Cleveland has been written about more times than can be read. The negative backlash that Lebron receives night in and night out isn’t enough, and there will NEVER be a way for him to earn my forgiveness.
Well… maybe there’s one way.
I acknowledge that Lebron’s tweet was probably sent in jest… but what if it wasn’t? What if he is just bat-s**t crazy enough to think he can compete in the NFL? What if I’m bat-s**t crazy enough to agree with him?
Despite all the venom that I have coursing through my veins towards him, there is no denying that Lebron James is a physical specimen. Had Michelangelo been born 500 years later, “The David” would be no more. We would only know “The Lebron.”
6’8”, 250 pounds with the leaping ability that would make Calvin Johnson blush. Lightning fast with enormous hands, Lebron James in a football uniform would be as unstoppable as Denzel’s train. A nightmare mismatch, Antonio Gates mixed with Andre Johnson sprinkled with some Randy Moss.
Lebron James would build a tiki bar and set up a hammock on Revis Island.
Lebron, we all heard your half-hearted apology. We didn’t buy it. Your words are hollow and empty. Want to get back on everyone’s good graces?
Don’t say. Do.
Make that Nike commercial a reality and put on that beautiful orange helmet. Come back to Cleveland, but this time lead the city’s most beloved franchise. The Cavs have always been the red headed step child. Sure, we love them… but not the way we love the Browns.
With the Browns, it’s different. It’s deeper.
Bring the Lombardi Trophy home to Cleveland and you’ve got a clean slate in Cleveland as far as I’m concerned. We’ll call it even. Hell, I’ll even take back all the bad stuff I wrote about you.
Make your tongue-in-cheek tweet a reality, and join the NFL in the city that you scorned. You’ve always spoke of being a global icon. This is your shot. Leave the NBA, a league that won’t even be missed if there is a lockout, and join the most captivating professional sports league in the world.
Save the floundering franchise in Cleveland the way you started to 8 years ago. Dominate the shores of Lake Erie and win back the love and admiration of a fan base that treated you like their own son.
And don’t worry about the 4th quarter…
…Colt’s got that covered.
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I never thought I’d see this day. Goes to show you that anythings possible. This article is f**king hilarious any way you look at it.
His ass would get booed until he caught his first bomb – :12 into the game. How quickly you forgive.
lebron would look so sexy in a browns uni.
Man, Cleveland fans are pathetic. Truly anything would help the browns… The browns could beat the cavs and the cavs could probably beat the browns.. Its been a few years, get over your long lost ex boyfriend and quit whining about a top notch players success. Just because he is doing something you won’t try because you not atheletic or simply don’t have the balls to try yourself, then there is nothing to be said. King James!