Moon Causes Crash, Rally Driver Mark Tapper: “That C**t Had His Arse Out” [Video]

What a bummer!

Rally race car driver Mark Tapper was speeding around a corner during the Rally New Zealand when he caught view of a spectator dropping anchor for a split second.

That’s all it took.

The best part about this video — by far — is after the subsequent crash and roll when Tapper exclaims “That c**t has his arse out.”

His co-driver asked, “Aye?”

He said it again, for clarification: “That c**t had his arse out.”

Tapper admitted that the mooner was a distraction.

“A very white bottom that was beside the road put me off for a fraction of a second, then I just ran wide and rolled.”

Unintentional comedy of the highest order.