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Matthew Clemens Is A Disgusting, Worthless Pile Of S**t

Matthew Clemens Is A Disgusting, Worthless Pile Of ShitSeriously, WHO THE FUCK INTENTIONALLY VOMITS ON 11-YEAR-OLD GIRLS?!?!??! WHO?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

A Phillies fan vile, rotten waste of human flesh showed us that humanity still has depths to be explored.

Matthew Clemens will go down in Philadelphia sports history for being an indeniable, abominable s**thead. This might even be the worst of the worst of Philly fan behavior. (hotDamn!)

And remember, these are the same people that booed Santa Claus, and whose behavior is so deplorable they had to build a courtroom INSIDE Lincoln Financial Field to deal with the sociopathic actions of the fans.

POS Clemmons, pictured above, looks exactly like the charmer he is.

During the game, he and his friends (hard to believe he has any) were wasted, spilling beers, cursing and spitting everywhere, according to witnesses. They were sitting behind off-duty police captain Michael Vangelo and his two young girls.

In most places, when you want your kids to see the animals, you take them to the zoo. In Philly, you take them to a sporting event.

Needless to say, Capt. Vangelo complained about the boorish behavior of the slobs behind him, and one of the pigs was ejected. This got under Clemmons’ considerable amount of skin, and he announced he was going to puke.

Capt. Vangelo witnessed the Great Beast put his fingers down his throat, and INTENTIONALLY VOMIT on his 11-year-old daughter. The Beast then punched Family Man in the head, before being restrained by two other witnesses.

One of the witnesses is responsible for the shiner the Great Beast has in his mugshot. Fatf**k was being held on $36k bail on 3 complaints containing 15 counts.

Props to the Family Man, Capt. Vangelo, for having the restraint to not attack the Great Beast and leave his kids stranded surrounded by maniacs.

“I kept thinking, ‘If I get arrested, my kids will be alone here,” Papa Vangelo said.

And big props to the bystander that had the courage to assail the Monster and show that not all Philadelphians are disgusting hose-beasts.

I wouldn’t mind seeing the judicial system get a little creative with this guy animal pig-f**ker. Like maybe the next time he gets thirsty at a Phillies game, his beer comes from a tap connected directly to the men’s room urinals.

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12 Responses to “Matthew Clemens Is A Disgusting, Worthless Pile Of S**t”

  1. Yoople says:

    He kind of looks like an 11 year old fat girl…take away the s**t on his chin.

  2. I used to work with this guy. He is very disgusting. He one time s**t into a cup at burger king and left it on the restaurant table. He also pooped in a cup at work and chased employees with it. He likes to play with his own body excrement. This pig is a f**ked up loser who needs to be s**tted on by his fat girlfriend

  3. Jerry says:

    did someone punch him in the face for chasing them around with a cup of poo? why hasn’t anyone tought this sickie a lesson in humanity?

  4. No, everyone was just in shock. .. We have never even heard of anything like that. And would u really want to fight someone who is obviously insane? It was the most horrific thing i have ever seen

  5. I am his fat girlfriend and I can confirm that, yes, we do s**t on each other to induce sexual arousal.

  6. Brook says:

    you need to take this down!! you don’t know the kids side. you are one sided. i was at the game and the way it’s been reported is not what happened. i feel he has been convicted by the media. you will see his side will come out and you all will feel so stupid!!

  7. Johnny says:

    How about I take YOU down Brook? This chump had his 15 minutes-we won’t be hearing from him again.

  8. Brook says:

    really, you don’t know the other side. you should like a one sided jerk. were you there??? i think not or you would not be saying what you are saying.

  9. Brook says:

    people what do you expect from who don’t care about the truth. you probably jumped on the band wagon when the phillies stared to win.

  10. Philly Citizen says:

    I was at the game, I was sitting next to the victim. It happened exactly as they say it did. This man is a fat gross pig who needs to go to jail for many years for doing that to a child

  11. Brook says:

    well then you know the guy was chocking??? where were you there? the cop said that his family was there but in reality his whole station was there. you know it isn’t against the law to get sick! what ever dude. the cops are supposed to have restraint but this one obvious did not!! i guess it is ok to have 4 cops hold people down and almost kill you? you must be a friend of the cop and is one sided. this whole case doesn’t make sense.

  12. john moynagh says:

    great stuff, well said.

    John Moynagh Boston

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