Mark Hardy, Ex-NHL Player Accused of Assault, Is One Sick F**k

It is being reported this morning that former NHL player, Mark Hardy, is being accused for sexual assault by a 21 year old woman in Washington D.C. – an accusation that really isn’t too surprising for a former or current athlete these days.

But what makes this story even worthy of getting any attention, is the fact that this 21-year old woman just happens to be this piece of s**t’s daughter.

According to a report, Mr. Hardy “put his hand down [her] shorts and touched her genital area without her permission.”

Dude…your daughter????

I want to start off my upcoming rant by saying that I do not have a daughter. I do not want a daughter, and I feel terrible for any man that has to deal with having a daughter – I couldn’t even imagine how difficult it can be.

But not for one single second did I think that a difficult part of having a daughter would be keeping myself from molesting her – which is what this disgusting asshole is being charged for.

I mean, what kind of prick would really be able to do this to his daughter??!!

First of all, there is no way this could possibly be the first time this has happened. You don’t just all of a sudden get drunk and realize your own f**king daughter is hot and want to grab her ass. If you want a 21-year old chick, go to a bar…there are plenty of drunk sluts available for ex-athletes to take advantage of.

But what makes matters worse is the fact that it just happened this morning!! So unless Hardy is just a raging alcoholic, this horrible act had to have happened while being completely sober.

Not that being drunk would be an excuse, but we’ve all had our mulligans.