What the hell is this, 1920?
Check out what the Reading Phillies will be giving away on Tuesday, August 3rd to the first 2,500 in attendance.
It’s a Ryan Howard garden gnome.
Just look at this thing. First off, it looks nothing like Ryan Howard. Then take a look at the bat — looks more like a nightstick. Or how about the beard? I thought gnomes had mustaches too. Clown shoes?
Everyone knows that a lawn jockey, especially painted in blackface, is not something you should go decorating your lawn with — unless you want your neighborhood to know you’re a racist.
Naturally, they don’t make them anymore. Lawn jockeys are more something you can find at an antique shop for obvious reasons.
This has got to be one of the closest ways you can come to making a new-age lawn jockey without making a new-age lawn jockey.
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