Locker Room Stories: We Have A Winner!

We received so many hilarious stories, it was hard enough to narrow it down to five.

Then we had two stories that were neck and neck until the final day, “The Naked Roundhouse” pulled away to win by a pretty decent margin.

Congratulations go out to Chris W. from Whale’s Vagina, CA — who wins the prize, an authentic 1956 Topps Jackie Robinson baseball card. So without further adieu, we present to you the funniest Locker Room Story, as voted on by our readers: “The Naked Roundhouse”.

Of all the tomfoolery that goes on in a football locker room, the most disgusting commonality I’ve heard between locker rooms is people pissing on each other while in the shower.

The beauty of it is that the person is unaware because of the shower water running on them.

Well, one day a younger player decided to piss on an older player, Nick. Smiling and spraying on the clueless Nick, stood the young player gaining the respect of his team.

That is when, without warning, Nick full on Van Damme’d this kid with a roundhouse to the face.

A Naked Roundhouse to a man urinating on him. You have to imagine this happening with a shower full of naked dudes standing in awe to appreciate the true beauty of it.