Locker Room Stories is a contest in which readers submit their favorite stories to share with the world.
As a reward for their efforts, the writer of the funniest story will win a 1956 Topps Jackie Robinson baseball card.
This LRS was submitted by reader Ashley S. from Arlington, TX:
I was a freshman in a junior high school. We had cross country practice after school. I was in a hurry to get off to school that morning and didn’t shower or put on deodorant.
By the end of the day I could really smell myself. I had to take a shower before I went running because there was the hottest guy on my cross county team and practice was the only “class” I had with him.
So when the last bell rang – I ran to the shower. When I got out of the shower and got my towel – my bag was gone. I didn’t think too much of it – we normally put our bags right outside the door anyhow.
So I went to get my bag and when I went around the corner, my bag was NOT there! and to make things worse someone had removed the door wedge.
I was locked out of the locker room wrapped in nothing more than a towel.
My only option was to walk around in the towel(which was kind of short) and look for the janitor to let me back in the locker room.
The school was an outside set up. I walked around in the towel (that barely covered my ass) looking for the janitor while my fellow cross county team watched me running around in a towel, pointing and laughing.
About 5 horribly long minutes later, the coach ran up asking me what I was doing roaming around campus pratically naked.
I explained and was let in to change into throwback gym clothes until my bag was found.
I went out to run and my “best friend” told me how she had my bag inside her bag….haha so funny. At the time I didn’t think so.
They called me streaker for the rest of the year. That boy that I liked so much and hurried to shower for…?
Yeah, he turned out to be gay. What can I say? At least I had shaved.
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Ashley! OMG they posted your story girl!! I still think you should have told the one about the time we took a shower together in the girls locker room and coach had a talk with us about being lesbians when we so weren’t. Good Luck!
When there is a public vote, I will NOT vote for your story strictly because of the OMG usage left by your apparent BFF.