Locker Room Stories: “The Sock, The Horse Bit”

Locker Room Stories is a contest in which readers submit their favorite stories to share with the world.

As a reward for their efforts, the writer of the funniest story will win a 1956 Topps Jackie Robinson baseball card.

This LRS was submitted by reader Noel W. from Bedford, MA:

It was my freshman year of high school, and this bulky jock senior decided he wanted to toss me in the locker room rubbish.

This was no ordinary trash can, though.  It was the dirtiest, pissedest-in trash can ever. And I was wearing no trousers.

While struggling to put up much resistance, my friend (not really my friend, more of a legend) grabbed the awful/herpes/AIDS sock that had soaked in about 15 years worth of locker room sludge. 

He leaped onto the big chap’s back and looped it over his head, pulling it tight in his mouth, like a bloody horse bit!

Even though my hero had stuck his right foot in the middle of the jock’s back, he was thrown up against the lockers overhand like a pitcher.

I managed to throw the bully’s backpack underneath the showerhead and ran out of the locker room, fearing for my life, wearing no bottoms.

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