Locker Room Stories is a contest in which readers submit their favorite stories to share with the world.
As a reward for their efforts, the writer of the funniest story will win a 1956 Topps Jackie Robinson baseball card.
This LRS was submitted by reader Chris W. from Whale’s Vagina, CA:
Of all the tomfoolery that goes on in a football locker room, the most disgusting commonality I’ve heard between locker rooms is people pissing on each other while in the shower.
The beauty of it is that the person is unaware because of the shower water running on them.
Well, one day a younger player decided to piss on an older player, Nick. Smiling and spraying on the clueless Nick, stood the young player gaining the respect of his team.
That is when, without warning, Nick full on Van Damme’d this kid with a roundhouse to the face.
A Naked Roundhouse to a man urinating on him. You have to imagine this happening with a shower full of naked dudes standing in awe to appreciate the true beauty of it.
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► Read more articles written by MC McMahon.
So I came into my gyms locker room after working out and took a shower. When I came back to my locker to get dressed I found a couple having sex right next to my locker. It was the most awkward moment ever. We all were just standing there completely naked. The most awkward part was i was in the male lockeroom with a girl