What To Think Of LeBron’s New Nike Commercial [Video]

There are two types of NBA basketball fans out there. The one’s that wish LeBron would go all Magic Johnson and be forced to retire, and those that can’t wait to see what the “Big 3″ have in store for the upcoming season.

For those of you in the latter group, you probably just jerked off all over your computer screen after watching this commercial. Which is ok…there’s a nice NSFW picture gallery of Audrina Patridgethat motoready posted a couple days ago if you have the urge for round two. But for those of you that would rather LeBron die in a horrific car accident then see him win a title in Miami, I’m curious if this commercial made you think differently regarding the former King of Cleveland?

Does the sound of his voice still make you want to vomit? Would shoving sand-paper covered anal beads up your ass still be more appealing then cheering for this cock sucker ever again? If so, please feel free to let out your inner hatred below. The more profanity the better.