LeBron Making Excuses Already

They’ve only lost one game and LeBron is already making excuses.

“I’m taking everything you can get from 7-Eleven,” James said. “I’ve been sick since we got here.”

This is when he begins to fold. Unless Dwyane Wade starts playing like its 2006 and Derrick Rose lays an egg, LeBron’s cold will be the “reason” he quit this year.

Remember his elbow last year? It got its own damn Facebook page.

Everybody loves to hear why LeBron couldn’t give his best. He has more enablers than any athlete on the planet. He will have people lining up until the end of time making excuses for him.

It couldn’t be that he’s spineless, could it?

It couldn’t be that he chokes harder than a porn star in her first webcam, could it?

Enough. To be considered one of the best, he needs to show up to the playoffs and win a few games. He left Cleveland because he knows he can’t hang with the pressure. It was his way of admitting he needed a little help from his friends.

When you boil it all down, LeBron just wants you to know that if the Heat lose its not his fault.