The LeBron James Jersey Guy in Cleveland Thing: It Was Worse Than You Think

DT was at last night’s game, featuring the Indians, Yankees and one really dumb motherf**ker.  He claims no one is doing the LeBron-James-jersey-guy-thing in Cleveland justice.  DT, take it away…

In Cleveland, the bleacher seats in left field are where die hard fans congregate to enjoy their Indians. Win or lose, the fanatics out there cheer with everything they have, regardless of the team’s abysmal record. The fans don’t just cheer for their team, but more importantly they cheer for their city.

The bleachers are known for cheap tickets, a great view of the field, and are the stomping ground for some of the stadiums most beloved vendors… “IT’S THE BEEEEEER GUY!”

With the New York Yankees in town, an exceptionally large crowd packed into Progressive Field Wednesday night. Most were hoping to witness Alex Rodriguez’s 600th home run, but the folks in the left field bleachers got to enjoy a much more entertaining event.

While seeing A-Roid smack number 600 would have been a rare feat, nestled in the bleachers was something even more rare. Something that may never be seen again in the confines of Progressive Field! Plopped down in the heart of the bleachers say a very brave man sporting a Lebron James Miami Heat jersey.

Too soon, bro.

‘John Edwards stepping out on Elizabeth during chemo’ thinks that was a poor decision, and it didn’t take long for the Cleveland bleacher creatures to take an interest.

The man was taunted, ridiculed and pelted with food as he was chased from his seat by proud Cleveland fans. “ASSSSSSSSS-HOLE” chants rang out and the stadium was more electric than it has been since the ’97 World Series. The man and his girlfriend eventually needed to be escorted by police out of the stadium, and that was probably for the best. The way the beer flows in the bleacher seats, the scene could have become much uglier.

I must say that I am a little embarrassed at the way the people of Cleveland handled the situation. In fact, I was down right disgusted by the whole incident! To throw hot dogs at this man, shower him with popcorn, and douse him with beer is absolutely unacceptable. For a Clevelander to show such reprehensible judgment is not something that I would expect to see from a city with such pride.

After all, beers at Progressive Field are like $7.50. I would have soaked that traitor-loving dips**t with something much less expensive than that.