LA Riot Video Makes Me Embarassed To Be A Human [Video]

After the Lakers won the NBA championship on Friday, some citizens of Los Angeles felt it necessary to terrorize anyone who got in the way.

Take the video below, for example. For no reason (certainly NOT in the name of celebration), these idiots decided it would be cool to not only demolish a taxi, but to set the f**ker on fire.

This makes me sick. I understand the rush from demolition. Once, when I was in sixth grade, I happily grabbed a baseball bat and smashed the s**t out of a car. The car was in a junkyard, and we had permission. Big difference.

But no, these douchecakes are older than sixth graders, and the taxi was in perfectly good condition before the Lakers won. I’m sure the taxi driver thought he might get some extra cash because of the game.

Is it terrible of me to wish the damn car exploded and took every one of these turd f**kers with it? I mean, would the world be any worse off without these bloody hemorrhoids in it?

Probably not.

If you recognize any of these cheesedicks, please call the number below. This taxi driver needs a new car.