KoBron “Bromance” Officially Over

In a move that surprised few “in the know”, but many in the mainstream, puppet Kobe and LeBron are no longer the dynamic duo.

According to un-named sources, this “lover’s quarrel” had been brewing for months.

Apparently, the tension began when puppet Kobe made the decision to move to puppet LeBron’s hometown of Akron OH. After spending 12 years in the bright lights of the big city, Akron has been a disappointment to say the least.

Matters were made worse when puppet Bron-Bron was made the lead in their Christmas commercial. Puppet Black Mamba was incensed that the King puppet got all the dope raps, and they were introduced as “King James and Kobe, Too.”

Apprehension was noticeable between the two earlier this week. While it might have been related to the Cavs-Lakers game last night, an unnamed source (one HUGE puppet with ties to both Kobe and LeBron) says it had more to do with an article that appeared on ESPN.com on Wednesday.

According to Bill Simmons , the debate is over about who the best player on the planet is, and unsurprisingly it was not Kobe.

But the knife that cut the puppet’s string was when Kobe spotted Miss Piggy making the Walk of Shame this morning from the mansion that he and LeBron shared up until today.

It seems that after the Cavs big home win over the Lakers last night, puppet #8 decided to stay in the hotel with the team, as he did not feel like celebrating.

But puppet #23 had other ideas in mind, mainly one fine, blonde, superstar puppet previously linked to Kermit the Frog.

Rumor has it that puppet Kobe has been harboring a wicked crush on Miss Piggy since the 8th grade, and once he saw her leaving the crib today with a 1st class case of sex-hair and a hangover that would make Gregg Allman blush, puppet Kobe’s jealousy got the best of him.

His mouth oozed into his familiar scowl, which, while it scares the be-jesus out of Colorado women, did not faze The Chosen One. He simply told puppet Kobe to pack up his s**t and git, because he was sick of his over-protective attitude, and Akron isn’t big enough for the two of them.

Word is that puppet D-Wade will be in town tonight to lobby for the now-vacant sidekick role.