Kimbo Slice vs Matt Mitrione Video Replay UFC 113 [Full Video]

Ladies and gentlemen, Kimbo Slice has left the building.

Two short years ago I remember reading about him in ESPN The Magazine.  That was the height of Kimbo Slice mystique.

He had a major bout coming up, and his YouTube lore was growing by the gigahertz.

All of that seems so far away now, as Slice took the ass beating of his life Saturday night, concluding an anticlimactic career that existed more in our minds than in reality.

I’m not saying I want a piece of Kimbo — that’s hardly the case – but I think I could run away from him.  He ran out of gas astonishingly early in the fight against Matt Mitrione and I doubt he could run more than a few blocks without needing a cigarette break.

In the second round Kimbo gets his head pounded what feels like 50 times and he can do nothing more than lay there like a baby and cover his head with both arms.  Sad.

The first video is awesome, too.  I love how it’s old-school black and white, complete with film dust.  No sound, either.  It’s like a f**king silent film. 

The second one is a cam from someone’s TV, in color.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it gets pulled very soon, so watch up while you can.  If they go down, let the webdude know in the comments.