Jury Rules Susan Finkelstein Is Not A Hooker, But She Tried

I’ll keep it simple because I know how much all of you love to go deep.

Cougar-aged Phillies fan is really desperate for some World Series tickets.  She and her husband think it would be brilliant to solicit her on Craigslist in return for tickets.

Hey Susan, hookering is illegal.

The Craigslist ad got the cops all hot and bothered.  They responded to her ad, and she responded with semi-nude photos of herself.

She was arrested last October after meeting an undercover police officer at a restaurant. Finkelstein offered to perform sex acts with him and another man in exchange for two tickets for herself and her husband.

She was found not guilty of prostitution, but guilty of attempted prostitution.  Wha???

She said she was trying to use her “feminine wiles” to talk a man into giving her a decent price.

“Are you a prostitute?” her attorney, William J. Brennan, asked her.

“No, I am not.” Finkelstein replied.

Brennan told the jury: “She’s goofy. She’s eccentric. She got nuts with an epidemic case of Phillies Fever. But she’s not a prostitute.”

So… I guess that blowjob motoready gave a scalper last year for tickets to an Eagles preseason game might have been a bit over market value?

West Philly Woman Not Quite A Prostitute, Courts Say