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Joey Votto Deserves To Be An All Star, So Help Him Out!

Joey Votto Deserves To Be An All Star, So Help Him Out!Ok, so normally I don’t come on here griping about my favorite teams, or my favorite players, etc. I really try to keep things unbiased, although occasionally I do tend to toss an opinion out there referring to how s**tty all of my favorite teams are. But this time is different.

Joey Votto is getting f**ked. Period.

He is not only extremely deserving of a reserve role for the NL All Stars, but an argument could be made that he deserves to be the starter. Charlie Manuel, the Phillies coach whom I normally have a lot of respect for, dropped the ball big as s**t on this one. Not only does Votto have much visibly better stats than the other two 1B reservesfor the NL (Ryan Howard, Adrian Gonzales), but he is also the best player on a team that has 3 other reserve players that were chosen above him (Rolen, Phillips, Rhodes).

I’m not a f**kin idiot. I understand they pick based on position, and by all means, I am totally stoked that 3 other Reds players made the team. This kind of s**t doesn’t happen very often. But the fact that Votto was left off the team is a total disgrace. The whole All Star team voting process as a whole is completely screwed up in fact. Fans in larger markets are always going to have the most players, because frankly, they have more fans. It makes sense. And secondly, acting like coaches picking the reserves don’t have an unbiased opinion is absurd.

So please, let’s at least make one thing right with this whole f**ked up situation. Votto deserves to be an All Star, and you can help him out! Please, if you have any human decency, go here and vote for him to get the final NL All Star spot.

This way I can go back to being a prick, and stop crying about my own personal feelings. Thank you.

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10 Responses to “Joey Votto Deserves To Be An All Star, So Help Him Out!”

  1. DT says:

    Charlie Manuel is too drunk off of VO’s to realize who he is putting on the squad. Votto got hosed.

  2. trillville450 says:

    I voted 35 times today, no exaggeration. I counted…

  3. El Hombre says:

    This guy is what, the 2nd, 3rd, best 1st baseman in his own division??

  4. Kooz says:

    @ el hombre- what stat lines are u looking at? Get a clue u f**king douchebag

  5. El Hombre says:

    Joey’s mom? Is that you again? FAIRY

  6. ColdBuckeye says:

    El Hombre is an idiot; don’t waste your time responding to this wet-ass.

  7. jordan says:

    colin cowterd said votto is not popular enough to make the all star game … really? but that bum from atlanta is that i can’t even think of his name … i’m not going to say he is better than pujols but votto is a top 5 1st baseman in all of baseball right now … so suck a dick elhombre

  8. El Hombre says:

    Do you know what the difference is between Omar Infante and Joey Votto? One is an All-Star, hahahaha!!! Eat s**t and kill yourselves, Reds fans.

  9. jordan says:

    shouldn’t you be out building a house or mowing lawn?

  10. El Hombre says:

    Hijo de puta, si alguna vez me corte el cesped yo tambien me corte las bolas, y luego pintar su casa con ellos

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