As you now know, Man-Ram(which is EASILY the most homoerotic nickname of all time) aka Manny Ramirez , aka the 2nd Best Right Handed Hitter Of Your Lifetime, signed with the Chicago White Sox.
The future Hall of Fame wannabe held a press conference today to announce his signing. And for someone who has lived in the US of A for at least 22 years, and who has proven he is MORE than capable of speaking English, he sure took the bitch way out. I guess it was just, “Manny being Manny”.
But not as big a bitch move as his now bench coach, Joey Cora. How Cora 
agreed to be Ramirez’s first translator in EIGHTEEN years in the Show is beyond me. I know one thing-if Atom asked me to translate for him at Comic-Con, I would tell him to go pound salt. Cora knows goddamn well that Ramirez speaks English just fine.
I guess not everyone in the Sox organization can be as forthright as skipper Ozzie Guillen. The manager gave us yet another reason to respect him tonight. He said he didn’t like Ramirez’s tone when the slugger claimed he was ready to be used accordingly.
Unfortunately the same can’t be said for Cora, who is nothing more than an enabler to Manny’s ways. I hate this organization: its players, its owner, even its #1 fan. But I’ve respected them lately because of the no nonsense attitude of Ozzie and GM Kenny Williams. Hopefully, they won’t let Cora’s pussitude get to them, and they put Man-Rammer in his place when he refuses to cut his dirt-locks.
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