Happy f**king Holidays everybody!

Santa is taking a break this year, so he left it to us to decide what athletes get what this year. But unlike Santa, we don’t know if they are sleeping. We don’t know if they are awake. But we sure as hell know if if they have been bad or good, and many of these peeps have not been good (for goodness sake). But some have. So here is our Naughty or Nice list of 2010.

Naughty

LeBron James – F**k him.

Reggie Bush – Having to give the Heisman back is a pretty big punishment on it’s own. I’m not sure he really deserves to be put in the same category as some of these other dirtbags. Maybe he didn’t know that his parents were getting money? That’s crazy talk though, right?

Floyd Mayweather- If he and Pacman would just fight, I would put him on the Nice list and be done with it. But he hasn’t, and he hits chicks, so naughty it is.

JaMarcus Russell- I know, who really gives a piss about Russell anymore? I know I don’t. Which is why this bitch isn’t even getting coal. He can take his guaranteed money and buy all the sizzurp he needs.

Julius Threats – This is the 21-year-old dude that pretended to be a Middle School student so he could play football and hook up with 15-year-old girls. Enough said.

Ben Roethlisberger – I know he wasn’t technically charged with anything, but something fishy went down that night, which resulted in a 4 game suspension by the NFL. If you need a reminder of just how big of a creep this guy is, just read the transcripts again.

Jay Marioti – I’m just glad I don’t have to watch this douchebag on Around The Horn anymore.

Braylon Edwards - I could probably put quite a few Jets players on this list, but Edwards has had quite the s**tty year. He has been arrested for DUI charges as well as pleading no contest to assault. Anyone else notice that since “The  Decision”, no one really cares that Braylon punched LeBron’s friend?

Bruno Fernandes – The Brazilian Soccer Goalie that was accused of watching the murder of his ex-girlfriend, but that’s not the naughty part. He was also accused of chopping up her body and feeding it to the dogs. Aren’t you supposed to use Pigs? Amateur.

Tom Lewand – The Lions President got a DUI. Coal.

Damon Evans – The Georgia AD makes an anti-DUI video, then goes off and gets a DUI of his own. He wins the award for hypocrite of the year.

Lawrence Taylor – Whether you rape, or just have a sex with a 16-year-old, it isn’t a good thing. Either way, I will still always be the Giants if I play Tecmo Bowl.

Matthew Clemens – It’s sad when you know someone’s name because he got hammered and threw up all over a little girl at a Phillies game. Not the 15 minutes I would want.

Joey Porter – Don’t f**k with Joey Porter’s tacos.

Dwight Gooden – Don’t do drugs and drive with your 5-year-old kid in the car. Just don’t do it.

Brett Favre – Jenn Sterger (NSFW) and Brett Favre’s junk are two of the most talked about topics of 2010.

Nice

Shawn Rogers- Ok, so he brought a gun into the airport. Not exactly something you want to do. But he made up for it by basically making a citizens arrested and pulling over a drunk driver. He deserves a policeman’s outfit. XXXXXL

Ken Griffey, Jr. - Sweetest swing in baseball history. He will always be an enormous memory from my childhood, and his retirement shouldn’t have been so underdone. He deserves a monument or some s**t.

Tim Tebow – I’m pretty sure it is illegal to have a Nice list without having Tim Tebow on it. I’m not 100% positive, but it just isn’t worth the risk.

ReLeaf – This pot club in San Francisco apparently gave away free weed for every Giants home run in the World Series. They made a lot of people very happy.

Jim Tressel- In 2010, Tressel did the first interview in history with a Gay magazine by a D1 coach. Now if we can just figure out what the hell is wrong with his players.

River City Rascals – The Minor League baseball team signed a little person for one game to honor Eddie Gaedel. That’s just nice of them.

Lou Piniella – One of the best, most entertaining managers in baseball history decided to retire in 2010.

Scott Rolen- Without the leadership of Rolen, the Reds would not have been able to get embarrassed in the playoffs. He deserves his own song. Wait, I think he already has one.

Tiger Woods – Just because everybody else still be hatin’. Change is tough. It would appear he is doing his best.

Hot Girls – Every single chick on this list.

Delonte West- Just based on the fact that there is a chance he might have been boning LeBron’s mom.

Ron Artest- He helps win a Championship for the Lakers, then he comes out with a rap song entitled “Champion”. Not a bad year for a guy that is admittedly crazy.

Eri Yoshida – She won one for the ladies this year with her major league debut as a pitcher for the Chico Outlaws in the Independent League. Which apparently made me want to come up with a new way of pitching so I could play in the pro’s…

George Karl – Dude is a fighter. He kicked the s**t out of cancer yet again in 2010. What is that? Karl 3, cancer 0?

Charles Barkley – He just makes me laugh all the time. This was one of his better moments of 2010.

Colt McCoy - The former Longhorn quarterback proposed to his fiance on the 50 yard line at Texas Stadium. Isn’t he just a sweetie. Then he gets drafted by the Browns. Nice guys finish last right?

Fortunately for some of the other athletes out there that f**ked up in 2010, our lists aren’t quite as long as Santa’s. But that doesn’t mean they are off the hook. Even if Santa is taking a break in 2010, with the internet readily available, you better believe someone is watching.