JOCKpost Presents: Drunk Uncle Mike’s Picks of the Week

Greetings fellow degenerate gamblers! This week offers us a smorgasbord of action, as there are multiple big time college matchups, and it’s the first week of the NFL. I don’t like most of the NFL games, but one of them is low-hanging fruit.

Let’s win Mama that new pair of shoes!!!

Georgia Tech -14 at Kansas

Kansas lost 6-3 last week. At home. To North Dakota State. Who is in the FCS. This is like taking candy from a baby. And that baby’s name is Helen Keller.

Florida State at Oklahoma -7

Oklahoma has won 30 straight home games, the longest such streak in the nation. I can’t remember the last time FSU played a meaningful regular season game outside the state of Florida. It’s gonna get late early for the ‘Noles in Norman (or wherever the f**k Oklahoma plays).

Michigan at Notre Dame -4

Michigan just lost ANOTHER defensive back this week. They will also be missing three starters-a linebacker, their best corner, and leading receiver. Depth is going to be a serious problem for Big Blue’s defense against the fast break Irish offense. Yes Robinson looked good last week. Too bad he can’t play defense as well.

Awww hell…  How ’bout an NFL game just for s**ts ‘n giggles?

Indianapolis Colts at Houston Texans - Even

Ha, come on. Houston is 1-15 against Indy, and that one win was in ‘06. Same s**t, different shovel.

Godspeed, ladies and gentlemen. Of course, this is for amusement only. All lines provided by Vegas Insider.