Ole’ Unc (with a little help from atom) is 7-2 the last 3 weeks. Suck on that. If you haven’t been paying attention up to now, I hope that stat helped. Unless you hate winning. Then you are destined to be like these assholes. Here we go!
New Mexico @ New Mexico State -2.5: Some gamblers like to test themselves on the big games- The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, The Game, or The Battle for the Jeweled Shillelagh. And that’s fun. When you rent a movie, you almost always go with the good one. But sometimes it’s fun to watch the 5th rate horror movie. And if ever there was a 5th rate college football game, it’s this prairie fire. New Mexico is 0-5 against this spread this year, as well as 0-5 straight up. State is only 0-4 ATS and 0-4 straight up. Home team in an evenly matched (ha!) rivalry game all day. Let’s go New Mexico State Reggie Theus’!
Auburn -6.5 @ Kentucky Over 58- I bet Urban Meyer is wishing he spent a little more time in Cam Newton’s dorm room and a little less in Tebow’s. That monster is near unstoppable, and Kentucky loves scoring more than Casanova. In Blue’s 5 games, the winner is averaging 45 points, with the total average hovering in the high 60s. And they haven’t played anyone near the talent level of Newton. This is the best kind of twofer deal this week, gents-you get to root for both offenses to score for almost the entire game! Newton might cover the over by himself-War Eagle!!!
As always, this is for entertainment, and the lines are provided by Vegas Insider. Best of luck gentlemen!
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